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Danielle G.
Riddle Emojis Decoded 13.06.2025 (PM)
Emojis Decoded 13.06.2025 (PM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding holidays! Can you guess this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: A holiday featuring egg hunts, bunnies, and flowers...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Fill in the Blank 13.06.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 13.06.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'A drowning man will clutch at a ______.' — traditional English proverb A) Branch B) Cloud C) Rope D) Straw Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we...
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Riddle 3 Truths, 1 Lie (07.06.2025)
3 Truths, 1 Lie (07.06.2025) G'day, legends! Time to flex those brain-cells and hunt down today’s lone imposter. Here are today’s four statements—can you spot the lie? A) Octopuses pump blood with three hearts. B) The Great Wall of China is clearly visible from the Moon. C) Lightning can strike the same place twice. D) The shortest war in...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 10.06.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 10.06.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'A bird in the hand is worth ______ in the bush.' A. Five B. Four C. Three D. Two Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we were looking for is...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... We're also accepting... Congratulations to these...
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Mikev
Joke Not Happy 🔢
Not Happy 🔢
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Riddle Geoguesser 12.06.2025 (Morning)
Geoguesser 12.06.2025 (Morning) This massive curve in the southern coast is known for its towering sea cliffs and dramatic views of the wild Southern Ocean. Any guesses? Source: Albinfo / Wikipedia Submit your answer in the comments below! And for a fun twist, use our 'spoiler' button to reveal other people's guesses—but no peeking too...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 12.06.2025
Fill in the Blank 12.06.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it ______.' A. Swim B. Stop C. Kneel D. Drink Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we're looking for is...
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Ivory
Gardening Can Be Fun
Gardening Can Be Fun
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What’s for Dinner
What’s for Dinner
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mOiOz
THE WEDDING
THE WEDDING Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 83 and Molly, age 82), living in 'Shady Pines' are all excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and decide to go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."...
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Worth a Try
Worth a Try
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Of To Court Again
Of To Court Again
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Danielle G.
Joke the unlucky batch
the unlucky batch
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐱
Dad Joke 🐱 The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. 🐱 I only had a 9 iron, but I still got it over the shed. 😊
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Riddle Emojis Decoded 11.06.2025 (PM)
Emojis Decoded 11.06.2025 (PM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding holidays! Can you guess this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: A day for celebrating love, often with roses and...
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Joke BOGIEMAN UNDER THE BED.
BOGIEMAN UNDER THE BED. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me...
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mOiOz
WHY IS IT...?
WHY IS IT...?
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Danielle G.
Riddle Word Unscramble 11.06.2025
Word Unscramble 11.06.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: R Y L C E E Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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mOiOz
TEA EXPERTS SAY...
TEA EXPERTS SAY...
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MUST BE...
MUST BE...
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mOiOz
SILENT TENNIS...
SILENT TENNIS...
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mOiOz
DURING PREGNANCY...
DURING PREGNANCY...
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mOiOz
COME TO DIE?
COME TO DIE?
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HOW 'BOUT...
HOW 'BOUT...
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