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mOiOz
SHORT CUT BACON
SHORT CUT BACON
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
HOW DOGS & CATS THINK
HOW DOGS & CATS THINK
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MY NAME IS BONG
MY NAME IS BONG
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PARACHUTE CLUB
PARACHUTE CLUB Yesterday, my daughter emailed me yet *again*, asking why I don’t do something more 'useful' with my time. 'What, lounging by the pool with a glass of wine isn’t useful?' I teased her back. She seems to love bringing up how I should be spending my time in more 'productive' ways. She told me she was 'only thinking of my...
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mOiOz
ELEVATOR / LIFT
ELEVATOR / LIFT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHEN WOMEN ARE COLD?
WHEN WOMEN ARE COLD?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
STRESS OF A KID
STRESS OF A KID
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mOiOz
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mjm9
Avocadodo
Avocadodo
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mjm9
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mOiOz
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING? When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well...
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mOiOz
TWO GUYS IN A TRAILER PARK
TWO GUYS IN A TRAILER PARK
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🚗
Dad Joke 🚗 Spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to fasten the seatbelt in my new car. 🚗 Then it just clicked. 😀
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Mikev
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Luckyus
Joke Relations
Relations Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.
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Luckyus
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melnugro
Jack Paints the Inside of the Church
Jack Paints the Inside of the Church There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually, the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack...
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mOiOz
ALL WAITERS ARE MARRIED
ALL WAITERS ARE MARRIED
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Mikev
Joke A Perfectly Placed Mushroom 🍄
A Perfectly Placed Mushroom 🍄 Here is a funny cartoon involving a perfectly placed mushroom 😀
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MIZMAC
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mOiOz
KITCHEN CLOSED...
KITCHEN CLOSED...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
RETURNED PET LIZARD
RETURNED PET LIZARD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
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BUS DRIVERS SEE EACH OTHER
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mOiOz
DRIVE SLOW
DRIVE SLOW
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🦜
Dad Joke 🦜 What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar? 🐛 A walkie-talkie. 😀
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Mikev
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Mikev
Joke A Freebie 🐝
A Freebie 🐝 Here is a funny cartoon about bees🐝
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Observer
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mOiOz
RELIVE THE DAY WE MET
RELIVE THE DAY WE MET
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Observer
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Mikev
Joke The Joker 🃏
The Joker 🃏 Here is a funny cartoon about the Joker in Royal England 🃏
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Observer
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mOiOz
GRETA WHO?
GRETA WHO?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
THE BLONDE AND THE BODYBUILDER
THE BLONDE AND THE BODYBUILDER
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mOiOz
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