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Riddle Emojis Decoded 04.08.2025 AM
Emojis Decoded 04.08.2025 AM Hi members! 👋 Ready for a little emoji mystery? We've got a fun one for you today. Don your thinking hats and see if you can decode this series of emojis to reveal a TV show! Can you guess what it is? Hint: A heartwarming show about nurses and nuns delivering babies in 1950s London. Send your guesses in the...
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Riddle Word Unscramble 04.08.2025
Word Unscramble 04.08.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: G L U A D I E O Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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Riddle Word Unscramble 01.08.2025
Word Unscramble 01.08.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: O I R P R T Y I Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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ANOTHER WOMAN...
ANOTHER WOMAN...
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GRANDMA REACHED 100...
GRANDMA REACHED 100...
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Joke Happened in a Bar
Happened in a Bar A 76 year old man was having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologise, the girl looks deep into his eyes and says...
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mOiOz
PROCTASTINATOR SUPPORT...
PROCTASTINATOR SUPPORT...
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mOiOz
VEGAN LIFESTYLE...
VEGAN LIFESTYLE...
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ROMANTIC WALKS...
ROMANTIC WALKS...
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mOiOz
LOST MY KHAKIS
LOST MY KHAKIS
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mOiOz
LATE AGAIN!
LATE AGAIN!
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mOiOz
GOT DRESSED....
GOT DRESSED....
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mOiOz
SWEDES CRAFTSMANSHIP
SWEDES CRAFTSMANSHIP
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mOiOz
TATTOO PAWLER
TATTOO PAWLER
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Luckyus
Joke MOOOOooooo
MOOOOooooo
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Danielle F.
Riddle This or That 28.07.2025
This or That 28.07.2025 G'day, members! We know you love a good challenge—so we’ve cooked up another round to test your knowledge. Today’s brain bender is... The answer we're looking for is... Congratulations to everyone who got it correct! ✨ Littleboy8, Maureen S, Robyn A S, nanny kazza, Phil_B, Southmelbswans, SandyM, Kahlan28...
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Joke The Young Doctor
The Young Doctor A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I've been a little sick to my stomach.” The older...
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Mikev
Joke How old are you? 🎡
How old are you? 🎡
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Luckyus
Joke Quick
Quick Husband gets home and tells his wife “Quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “Quick, get me another before it starts.” She obliges. Husband again chugs it and says “Quick, get me another beer before it starts.” The wife replies “If you want another beer, you lazy bastard get your fat arse...
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Danielle F.
Riddle Fill in the Blank 31.07.2025
Fill in the Blank 31.07.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 ‘Keep your friends close, but your ___ closer.’ — The Godfather Part II (1974) A. Family B. Secrets C. Rivals D. Enemies Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer...
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Joke Dad Joke 🎣
Dad Joke 🎣 I'm a fisherman, and I'm dating a mermaid. I met her on-line 😊
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C'MON YOU TWO...
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Joke Sensitivity Training
Sensitivity Training Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 😠
Dad Joke 😠 I got mugged by six dwarves last night. 😠 Not happy. 😊
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SirExton
Joke Friday I had an oral foursome
Friday I had an oral foursome I could not hold back the laughter, last Friday 1st August 2025. I was attending the University of Western Australia Dental training center, as a senior the dental work is free, as the students of Dentistry gain practical experience under tutorial supervision. I was laid in the dentist's chair with the female...
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