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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🛢️
Dad Joke 🛢️ Sorry for my earlier joke about oil. 🛢️ It was a bit crude. I’ll make sure they’re more refined in the future. 😊
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mOiOz
TAKING SELFIES...
TAKING SELFIES...
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Macs-241
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
💡 Joke of the Day 💡 The blind man went to buy a beer and when it was time to pay he asked how much it cost. The saleswoman said, “It is $5”. So he took out a $5 and a $50 bill and asked which one was the $5 bill. The saleswoman, wanting to rob him, touched the hand with the $50 bill. So he held out his hand with the $5 and said, “I’m going to...
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Observer
Joke Caught in the act
Caught in the act “Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to...
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Michelle Engbino
Emojis Decoded 04.07.2025 (PM)
Emojis Decoded 04.07.2025 (PM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding a book, which was also turned into a movie! Can you guess this one? Hey, members! We want to apologise for the oversight—we...
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mOiOz
NEED UMBRELLA...
NEED UMBRELLA...
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Skipton
Joke Different
Different
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mOiOz
I HAVE 5 KIDS...
I HAVE 5 KIDS...
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Riddle Emojis Decoded 04.07.2025 (AM)
Emojis Decoded 04.07.2025 (AM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding a movie! Can you guess this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: A time-travelling teen and a mad scientist take a...
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mOiOz
THE HORSE TRAINER
THE HORSE TRAINER
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A light hearted joke, lol out of the minds babes
A light hearted joke, lol out of the minds babes
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Danielle F.
Riddle This or That 30.06.2025
This or That 30.06.2025 G'day, members! We know you love a good challenge—so we’ve cooked up another round to test your knowledge. Today’s brain bender is... Drop your answer in the comments below! The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 JeanetteSmith, KarenD, Sooty62, Iggydi...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Wooh, this one was a tough cookie! Thanks for trying your very best, members! The answer we...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 03.07.2025
Afternoon Riddle 03.07.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! Bought by the yard, worn by the foot, never to walk. What is it? The answer we're looking for is... Shout-out to everyone who got it correct! 👏...
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Will Riker
Mornings
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Riddle 3 Truths, 1 Lie (28.06.2025)
3 Truths, 1 Lie (28.06.2025) G'day, legends! Time to flex those brain-cells and hunt down today’s lone imposter. 🤔 Here are today’s four statements—can you spot the lie? A) Ostriches bury their heads in sand when afraid B) Cracking your knuckles does not cause arthritis C) Bulls are colour‑blind to red D) Camels store fat—not water—in their...
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TYPEWRITER CODE
TYPEWRITER CODE
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POOR VISION...
POOR VISION...
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mOiOz
ONE DAY TO LIVE...
ONE DAY TO LIVE...
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FIREWORKS...
FIREWORKS...
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AUSTRALIAN CASTLE...
AUSTRALIAN CASTLE...
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ALL LIVES...
ALL LIVES...
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mOiOz
GET LEGLESS...
GET LEGLESS...
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mOiOz
FIRE DANGER
FIRE DANGER
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Friday Funnies: Comedy Roadshow | Jimeoin
Friday Funnies: Comedy Roadshow | Jimeoin This week’s Friday Funny is courtesy of member @Penny4 ! Jimeoin turns a casual conversation into riotous chaos, proving that nothing betrays our thoughts quite like a pair of twitchy eyebrows—he practically conducts a symphony with them, sending the crowd into fits. His dead-serious stare paired...
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