[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I'm a fisherman,
and I'm dating a mermaid.

I met her
on-line

 

[mOiOz]

You sure she's not a hooker?

 

[Mikev]

You sure she's not a hooker?

Haha

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Be careful of baited breath

 

[Victor Jackson]

Obviously going in Hook, Line and Sinker

 

[thomas]

vital statiatics :32 24 $18 pr kg

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half horse you answered Buffalo Bill.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half horse you answered Buffalo Bill.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Be careful of baited breath

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Obviously going in Hook, Line and Sinker

Haha

 

[Wandiwa]

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half horse you answered Buffalo Bill.

Remember Buffalo Bill ice creams.
Ooops they were actually Bubble O Bills.

 

[Luckyus]

Haha

NO, But she is a LOOKER?

 

[Veggiepatch]

The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

 

[novezar]

Another very clever one.

I'm a "Mad" beach fisherman, where I've kissed quite a number when I've released them back into the "Blue Saline".