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Skipton
Joke Missed!
Missed! A priest and his friend went duck hunting one morning. They sat in the blind by the lake and waited, and soon a flock of five ducks flew overhead. The priest's friend aimed his shotgun and blasted off both barrels only to see the five ducks continue on unscathed. "Goddamn it! Missed the bastards." he muttered. The priest shakes his...
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mOiOz
PAGE OF THE BIBLE
PAGE OF THE BIBLE
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FAKE
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Skipton
Joke PUNS (1)
PUNS (1) I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink...
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Skipton
Joke The Patch!
The Patch! Two Texas rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a DPS roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!” “Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, throw...
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Jarred Santos
Joke Condescending (Non-PC)
Condescending (Non-PC) A joke sent in by member Doug S.: The word condescending describes an attitude of patronising superiority. There is another meaning of condescending; which is .............................
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Luckyus
Joke Double the Trouble
Double the Trouble Double the Trouble A woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautiful lamp tossed in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said: "I feel...
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mOiOz
TWO ELDERLY MEN
TWO ELDERLY MEN Two elderly men were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and says, "Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Sam says, "Well, I feel like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, soft skin and I think I just...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
WIFE & I DECIDED
WIFE & I DECIDED
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Joke Three of life’s mysteries:
Three of life’s mysteries: Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? And why is “phonics” spelt with a “ph” and not an “f?” Finally, why is there an “s” in “lisp?”
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Joke The old showoff
The old showoff
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Luckyus
Joke Northern Territory Divorce.
Northern Territory Divorce. This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement...
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Skipton
Joke ''Ungar'' ''Ungar''
''Ungar'' ''Ungar'' Anthony Albanese is visiting an adjacent indigenous camp where he was to address a large gathering of the locals. The whole thing was being TV broadcast by the taxpayer funded antagonistic ABC. During his speech every point he made, every promise made was greeted with a huge cry of "Ungar" "Ungar" by the assemblage...
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Baptism
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Skipton
Joke Can You Help Me?
Can You Help Me? A man approaches a gorgeous woman in a department store and says to her, ‘I have lost my wife somewhere in here, would you be able to talk to me for a little while?’ The woman replies, ‘Okay, but why?' The man then says, 'Because every time I talk to a gorgeous lady, my wife appears out of nowhere.'
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Riddle Riddle Masters 24.03.2023
Riddle Masters 24.03.2023 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! Happy Friday :) Here is your third and final riddle of the weeek: If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse? Take your time with this one, it's not as hard as you might think... If you have the answer to this riddle, post it in the...
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Luckyus
Joke The Genie Again?
The Genie Again? A huge muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer. The Bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it is really phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously answered this question...
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Skipton
Joke Swish!
Swish!
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.03.2023
Riddle Masters 22.03.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week. This is a good one so I'm very excited to see all the answers you come up with for this riddle. Here it goes: You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I? Oooh, this one's a doozy! Think you can solve it? If you think you know the...
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Mando
Dedicated Wife
Dedicated Wife DEDICATED WIFE Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know..... "Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy...
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Luckyus
Joke Men Do Remember
Men Do Remember A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye...
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Beautiful Poem by Member Dennis R.
Beautiful Poem by Member Dennis R. This is my time to set out, what will I leave behind, Unwanted baggage of any kind, Take things which will fit into a pack, For this is what you will carry on your back, A strong pair of shoes and water too, These will carry you every day through, Mile after mile down unknown track, Never a thought of...
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mOiOz
INGENUDITY
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Red Gem
Joke Reflections of a Boomer
Reflections of a Boomer
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