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mOiOz
WEATHER
WEATHER PROBLEM
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Pet Parrot
Pet Parrot
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Skipton
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mOiOz
RED EYES DRINKING?
RED EYES DRINKING?
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Luckyus
Joke A Visit from the Old Bill
A Visit from the Old Bill The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, " Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus. "I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Height of Conceit
Height of Conceit I wonder if a certain couple upon reaching a mutual orgasm call out their own Name
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Wandiwa
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Joke Dennis' Pun Of The Day
Dennis' Pun Of The Day Who is scared of wolves and swears? Little rude Riding Hood.
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Luckyus
Joke Short Changed
Short Changed A man and his wife are walking along a street....... the wife slightly ahead of him, when he says "your Arse looks like a washing machine". The wife says nothing in reply. That night , the man feels like a wee bit of the other but the wife retorts " I'm not going to start the machine for a wee load like that, you'd better do...
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke New Password Required
New Password Required User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why? Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one. User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine? Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days. User: Can I use the old one and just re-register...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Van
The Van Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke 100th Birthday
100th Birthday An old lady reaches her 100th birthday, a party is held in her old peoples home, she has a telegram from the queen, and the reporter form the local paper turns up. "100 years is a long time to live, has your life been happy?" "Oh yes very happy" "You look very well, have you enjoyed good health all your life" "Oh yes, very...
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Luckyus
Joke Nailing the Flooring
Nailing the Flooring Two lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away?" "Because they're upside down," says Paddy. "You daft prat," replies Murphy, "save 'em for the ceiling!!"
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Running an Errand
Running an Errand My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk & never come back! I asked him how he was coping and he said, "Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Y 24
Y 24 Guy feeling terrible goes to the doctor, the doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth...
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Joke Breaking Wind
Breaking Wind A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And it suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a quite powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song..... A fart can...
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
IT AMAZES ME
IT AMAZES ME
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Wandiwa
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
MY LIVING WILL
MY LIVING WILL
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Skipton
Joke Arty Farty!
Arty Farty! I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they've never even seen one of his paintings!
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Wandiwa
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Joke Poor old Alfie
Poor old Alfie
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Wandiwa
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Joke Dreaming about a sandy beach
Dreaming about a sandy beach
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Joke Sox without partners
Sox without partners
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Skipton
Joke Wardrobe Problems!
Wardrobe Problems! A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall off. She called a repairman to try and fix the problem. The repairman comes, and he sees that indeed the door did fall off every time a bus passed by. "Okay!" said the repairman, 'I'm...
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Joke The Professionals
The Professionals
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 21.04.2023
Riddle Masters 21.04.2023 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) Here is your third and final riddle of the week: I have a big mouth, and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip, but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I? Hmm, this one is quite difficult, don't you think? So go on, put on your thinking caps and give it a...
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Joke Golfers Elbow
Golfers Elbow
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