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Joke Warm And Cosy.
Warm And Cosy. I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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SDC Trivia Game #35 - 29/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #35 - 29/06/2023 35|29-06-2023
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Joke Dennis the Menace at it again
Dennis the Menace at it again
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Joke Interesting
Interesting
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mOiOz
SYDNEY ANTIQUE SHOP
SYDNEY ANTIQUE SHOP A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's $12 for...
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ADS ON TV
ADS ON TV
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mOiOz
BOAT NAME
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Joke Grease for a holiday
Grease for a holiday
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Skipton
Joke Lotsa One Liners!
Lotsa One Liners! How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some...
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Joke Dry Cleaning Bill!
Dry Cleaning Bill! Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry-cleaning bill." So, they stay for...
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Joke Bigfoot
Bigfoot
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Joke KFC Chickens
KFC Chickens
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Why I like retirement.
Why I like retirement. Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest...
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Joke Antique
Antique
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Joke The blind girl
The blind girl
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Joke The Blind Man
The Blind Man How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Joke The tricky kid
The tricky kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I...
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Credit Crunch hits Japanese Banks.. Panic...
Credit Crunch hits Japanese Banks.. Panic... Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan .. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it...
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Skipton
Joke Scary Stuff!
Scary Stuff! There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower, and you think, ''They're going to find me naked!!!!''
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Joke Why I like Retirement.
Why I like Retirement. Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does...
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Joke What Do I look like?
What Do I look like? What Do I look like? One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, my car won't...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Jarred Santos
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out', i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who got the...
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Joke True story they say.
True story they say.
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Joke Grease
Grease
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