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mOiOz
THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD
THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD Author Unknown Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2lb box of candy can make a woman gain 5Ibs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget all your troubles is to...
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Luckyus
Joke Dakota Winter
Dakota Winter It's late autumn, and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless...
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Luckyus
Joke Defrosting the Fridge
Defrosting the Fridge I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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Luckyus
Joke Rail Journey
Rail Journey A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. He finished the box and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the train's Emergency Cord. The Muslim looked at...
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Luckyus
Joke Home Movies
Home Movies The wife's back on the warpath again she was up for making a home movie last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
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Luckyus
Joke Night Out
Night Out Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting. At least I got home OK!!
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Luckyus
Joke Things That End in "TOR"
Things That End in "TOR" A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said, "Predator." “Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her...
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Luckyus
Joke Elderly Couple and the Discovery Channel
Elderly Couple and the Discovery Channel An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches...
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Luckyus
Joke Age
Age HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME...
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mOiOz
LIVE LONGER
LIVE LONGER
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WOMAN'S HANDS
WOMAN'S HANDS
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Joke Why do bees have Sticky Hair Because they have Sticky Combs:ROFLMAO:
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Skipton
Joke The End Is Near
The End Is Near Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him. “Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked. “I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals.”
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Joke Men know this is true.
Men know this is true.
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Jarred Santos
Riddle Riddle Masters 29.05.2023
Riddle Masters 29.05.2023 Good morning everyone! I hope you're all doing well on this lovely Monday! I've got a fun little riddle to start off the week. Can you figure out how to make the number 7 even without using addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division? I'm excited to hear your answers!
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Joke Wedding party
Wedding party
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mOiOz
DEODERANT
DEODERANT
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Joke Age catching up to us
Age catching up to us
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Joke Roll Over!
Roll Over! When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him. One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After...
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Joke Tea and biscuits
Tea and biscuits
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Joke Correct Advice!
Correct Advice! Upon arriving home, Morris, a husband, was met at the door by Ruth his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. " Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist...
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Luckyus
Joke Rye Bread
Rye Bread Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their Usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and Wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was Amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he Did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps...
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Luckyus
Bling Bloke in a Bar
Bling Bloke in a Bar Blind guy walks into a bar in Texas, as his drink is slid towards him by the waitress he says 'Hey, anyone want to hear a blonde joke?..got a couple of good ones!' There was a tap on his shoulder from the person sat next to him and in a firmly seductive voice came the reply 'Sir, I appreciate you are visually impaired, but...
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Luckyus
Joke PROBABLY NOT FOR POLITE CONVERSATION.
PROBABLY NOT FOR POLITE CONVERSATION. Some bloke just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “f*ck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!” ____________________________________________________ What’s the difference between an illegal alien and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim...
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Joke Full Service!
Full Service! A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of...
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