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Joke It's Flooding
It's Flooding
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Joke Outstanding Club Member
Outstanding Club Member Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.’ The second lady, gazes at his...
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NEW GIRLFRIEND
NEW GIRLFRIEND
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Joke A good Fart
A good Fart
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mOiOz
STICK UP
STICK UP
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mOiOz
WAYS TO DIE
WAYS TO DIE
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Joke Found the Outhouse, I think
Found the Outhouse, I think
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SENIORS TEXTING CODE
SENIORS TEXTING CODE
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SDC Trivia Game #33 - 27/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #33 - 27/06/2023 33|27-06-2023
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Ponder these imponderables for a moment.......
Ponder these imponderables for a moment....... 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled...
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Joke the kids are tough now days
the kids are tough now days
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Joke My new Racehorse
My new Racehorse
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Joke My new Racehorse
My new Racehorse
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Joke Take me now
Take me now
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Joke The Cap
The Cap
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Joke Bikie Moll!
Bikie Moll! A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to...
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Joke My Alarm Cloc k
My Alarm Cloc k
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Joke Hair Removal
Hair Removal A prim and proper woman takes her little dog which is a miniature Schnauzer to the vets as it has a sore ear the vet tells her it’s only an ingrowing hair and to get some exfoliating cream from the chemist and that should do the trick . So, she goes to the chemist to ask for some . The man says to her that there are different...
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Joke Oh Deer
Oh Deer
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YOU MATTER
YOU MATTER
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GUARDIAN ANGEL
GUARDIAN ANGEL
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FARMER ALLOWS
FARMER ALLOWS
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Joke Some Assembly Required
Some Assembly Required Ikea
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Riddle Riddle Masters 26.06.23
Riddle Masters 26.06.23 Hello, members! Another week has begun, and what better way to kickstart everything than a good ol' brain workout session? Presenting today's riddle: I am fleeting, yet constant, forever in rhyme. I measure your moments, yet can't be confined. What am I? So, dearest members... Do you have any idea what it could...
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Joke Fasten Your Seatbelts
Fasten Your Seatbelts Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when...
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