Jokes & fun

If it's a joke, riddle, or a funny picture - it belongs in this forum!
Threads
Threads22K
Messages
Messages245K
Post thread
Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 28.06.2023
Riddle Masters 28.06.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) What would a Wednesday be without a brain teaser to challenge you all? Ready to give it a go? Here it goes: I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I? Hmm, that’s certainly a...
Replies
194
Views
8K
U
Replies
194
Views
8K
M
Joke Personal Growth
Personal Growth
Replies
0
Views
330
M
Replies
0
Views
330
Vinylted
Joke Psalm 23 with Albo
Psalm 23 with Albo Albo is my Shepherd, I shall not have electricity. He maketh me to lie down in dark houses. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and National Parties. And he guideth me in the path of unemployment. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the solar panels, I shall still be in...
Replies
0
Views
2K
Vinylted
Replies
0
Views
2K
Luckyus
Joke The Snobbish Son and the Sausage Factory
The Snobbish Son and the Sausage Factory There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, a huge hall with gleaming machines sharp as razors. The father thought, "this...
Replies
0
Views
328
Luckyus
Replies
0
Views
328
mOiOz
SAY SOMETHING
SAY SOMETHING
Replies
17
Views
7K
S
Replies
17
Views
7K
M
Joke Spending Spree
Spending Spree
Replies
12
Views
9K
PHW
Replies
12
Views
9K
mOiOz
COSMIC BEAUTY
COSMIC BEAUTY
Replies
4
Views
5K
SirExton
Replies
4
Views
5K
Skipton
Joke What Time Is It?
What Time Is It? I passed a Telstra Technician while I was out for a walk. He asked me if I knew what time it was. I told him it was between 8am and 1pm.
Replies
0
Views
326
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
326
Skipton
Joke Russian Relations
Russian Relations
Replies
0
Views
336
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
336
Skipton
Joke Very Generous
Very Generous
Replies
0
Views
495
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
495
M
Joke Confucius Says
Confucius Says
Replies
1
Views
531
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
531
mOiOz
RIBBITING POST
RIBBITING POST
Replies
1
Views
463
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
463
Luckyus
Joke Book Title
Book Title A man went into Collins bookshop and asked the young lady assistant: "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" "I'm not sure if it's in yet,"she replied. "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
Replies
13
Views
6K
PHW
Replies
13
Views
6K
M
Golfing woes
Golfing woes
Replies
0
Views
293
M
Replies
0
Views
293
M
Joke This is a known fact
This is a known fact
Replies
0
Views
293
M
Replies
0
Views
293
M
Joke The zoo
The zoo
Replies
0
Views
256
M
Replies
0
Views
256
M
Joke Freds ego shattered.
Freds ego shattered.
Replies
0
Views
296
M
Replies
0
Views
296
Skipton
Joke Lunch!
Lunch! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping...
Replies
0
Views
320
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
320
Skipton
Joke Problem Solved!
Problem Solved! Two Irishmen were looking up at a flagpole, needing to check the height. A blonde girl walks past and asks them what they were doing. Paddy said, "We've got to get the height of the flagpole, but we haven’t got a ladder. The blonde opened her bag and took out an adjustable spanner, removed the bolts and laid the flagpole down...
Replies
0
Views
312
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
312
mOiOz
VEGAN CHICKEN
VEGAN CHICKEN
Replies
0
Views
656
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
656
mOiOz
BECOMING A VEGAN
BECOMING A VEGAN
Replies
0
Views
360
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
360
M
Riddle
Riddle A small number of cards has been lost from a complete pack of cards. If I deal the cards evenly among four people, three cards remain. If I deal among three people, two remain and if I deal among five people, two cards remain. How many cards are there?
Replies
1
Views
213
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
213
M
Joke The Latest Ferrari F! Racing Team
The Latest Ferrari F! Racing Team "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Cairns youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths...
Replies
0
Views
298
M
Replies
0
Views
298
Skipton
Joke THAT'S WHAT A POLITICIAN IS............
THAT'S WHAT A POLITICIAN IS............ A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $ 5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE or Sauteed NDP: $100.00 The...
Replies
0
Views
270
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
270
Skipton
Joke Bullies
Bullies Peter came home from the award-winning School. He says to his mother... "Mummy, I'm not going to that school ever again. The kids all hate me, the teachers all hate me, and the headmaster hates me and even the caretaker has told me off for being a know-all! Mummy, I used to love the School and even when I was suspended for a long...
Replies
2
Views
6K
PHW
Replies
2
Views
6K
You must log in or register to post here.
  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

Main Menu

Home Privacy policy Terms and rules Contact us

User Menu

Login

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2023 XenForo Ltd. | Style and add-ons by ThemeHouse | Please note that no information we provide constitutes financial advice. The Seniors Discount Club is a free resource, supported by advertising. We're committed to being 100% transparent & honest about where we make money. If you see an asterisk (*) next to one of our links, it means we have a commercial relationship with that business. SDC may receive a commission on purchases made through our Amazon links. | The Seniors Discount Club is not affiliated with any Australian State and Territory governments. If you are are looking for your state or territories official programs, please select one of the following links: NSW VIC SA WA TAS QLD NT ACT | Media embeds via s9e/MediaSites
Top Bottom
Back
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×