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mOiOz
BLIND DATE APP
BLIND DATE APP
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke How Many Genders
How Many Genders A guy goes unto a store and is talking to the owner, about the Woke World. The store owner says, "how many genders are there? " The guy says "Three! " The store owner says " how do you work that number out? " The guy says easy! Male! Female! And Mentally Deranged!"
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Satnav
Satnav I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five"...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke The Monk dog
The Monk dog
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Skipton
Joke I Before He!
I Before He! Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around the reception when he notices a sign on the wall. He asks the owner, "What time do you get in?" The owner looks confused and says, "Well, I'm the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?" Paddy says, "Well, on that sign there it says, 'Guests have to be in before you!' " The...
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Brody
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mOiOz
IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
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Brody
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Observer
Joke Suck it in boys
Suck it in boys Suck it boys
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Brody
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Skipton
Joke Wrong John!
Wrong John! I saw a fit looking Girl busking in town earlier today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short leather skirt she was wearing. "Any Requests"..? She asked the watching crowd. "Your Thong," I replied with a Wink. Everyone in the crowd gasped in Horror, and the girl slapped me hard across the...
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Where is there a cool site for games
Where is there a cool site for games Where is there a cool site for games to play and have a great time? Please advise me)
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Suzanne rose
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Wendy
Computer problem
Computer problem I had a problem with my computer yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old kid next door. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T" I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless asked, "An, ID ten T? What's...
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Wendy
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Skipton
Joke 70+ Shades Of Grey!
70+ Shades Of Grey! A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+-year-old man walking past. She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, "Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?" The old man said, "But I won't be able to..." "C'mon man.... give it a try... " She says. The old man says...
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Skipton
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midgemills
Joke Old Money Poem.
Old Money Poem.
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Wandiwa
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Joke The Saltshaker
The Saltshaker
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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Skipton
Joke A Good Sideline!
A Good Sideline! My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week... I don’t know how much she charges.
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke You're Fired!
You're Fired! The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working. He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, "How much do you earn?" The guy was amazed and said, "$4500 a month Sir". The CEO. took out his wallet, gave the guy $9000 and yelled at him, "I pay...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Exhausted
Exhausted
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Skipton
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Joke 1 beer before bed now, Doctors orders.
1 beer before bed now, Doctors orders.
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Joke The Wi-Fi woes.
The Wi-Fi woes. If you unplug the Wi-Fi box for 3 second at my place, the whole place acts like it is the end of the world. You see people coming out of rooms that you have never seen or heard of before.
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Brody
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Observer
Joke He's my hero
He's my hero
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Brody
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Veggiepatch
The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles
The Joys Of Losing Your Marbles This may have been posted before but here goes anyway! They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked...
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Veggiepatch
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Joke Prove it.
Prove it.
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Littleboy8
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Joke Looking out my window in Cairns recently
Looking out my window in Cairns recently
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Joke If you have a V8, then you have 7 more to go., before you start walking.
If you have a V8, then you have 7 more to go., before you start walking.
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Joke See what happens when you come late.
See what happens when you come late.
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