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Skipton
Joke This Is Heaven.
This Is Heaven. Sam and Edith Goldberg were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods, daily bran muffins and regular exercise for the...
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Joke Philanthropy
Philanthropy
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Late night lecture
Late night lecture An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this...
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Joke Stiff Competition
Stiff Competition Snow white, superman and Pinocchio were walking down the street: Whilst they were walking down the street they came across a sign advertising for the most beautiful woman in the world with a prize of $2,000. Snow white thought. "I’m going to enter this." Further down the street they came across another contest. This time...
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mOiOz
BANDS FOR YOUR AGE
BANDS FOR YOUR AGE
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Joke A Seniors Poem
A Seniors Poem
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mOiOz
TO ERR IS HUMAN
TO ERR IS HUMAN
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mOiOz
DELIVERING AT LAB
DELIVERING AT LAB
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Luckyus
Joke Dirty Jokes for Her (You have Been Warned)
Dirty Jokes for Her (You have Been Warned) What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty. What do...
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Luckyus
Joke Short Dirty Jokes ( The Risk of Offence Is Yours)
Short Dirty Jokes ( The Risk of Offence Is Yours) What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine. What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? Fucking hot! Why don’t little girls fart? They don’t get assholes til they’re married. What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead. What do you call...
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Luckyus
Joke Funny Adult Jokes At Your Peril
Funny Adult Jokes At Your Peril What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids. What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus. What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch. What do a...
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Luckyus
Joke Filthy Bathroom Jokes Read At Your Own Peril
Filthy Bathroom Jokes Read At Your Own Peril What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor. How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? “Together, we...
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Luckyus
Joke Funny Inappropriate Jokes About Religion Read At Your Peril
Funny Inappropriate Jokes About Religion Read At Your Peril Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face. How do you catch a naked man that breaks into a church? Catch him by the...
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Luckyus
Joke Dirty Dad Jokes At Your Peril
Dirty Dad Jokes At Your Peril Dirty Dad Jokes How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick’s hanging out. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her. What do you call a herd...
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Luckyus
Joke Rude Jokes At Your Own Peril
Rude Jokes At Your Own Peril How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you...
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Jonathan Leane
Game feedback: Sudoku
Game feedback: Sudoku Hi guys - another game for you to try: https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/games/sudoku/ Would love to hear any feedback you have on this one before we make it more 'public'. Thanks!
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mOiOz
BECAUSE I'M 85
BECAUSE I'M 85 A younger man was walking along when he noticed an older gentleman sitting on the curb, softly sobbing. He stopped, put his arm around the old man’s shoulder and asked, “What’s the matter, my friend? Why the tears?” “Because I’m 85 years old” replied the old man. “We’ll, it can’t be all that bad. Do you have a home?” asked...
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mOiOz
TRANSGENDER WHALE
TRANSGENDER WHALE
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Joke What did the fish say when he ran into a wall. Dam
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SDC Trivia Game #54 - 18/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #54 - 18/07/2023 54|18-07-2023
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The English Language
The English Language
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Baseball
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Mando
Bad News?
Bad News? A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. 'Dear Mum, It is with great regret...
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mOiOz
TOO SENSITIVE
TOO SENSITIVE
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Skipton
Joke Expiration Date!
Expiration Date! An angry husband is not very happy with his new wife. So, he sent a message to his mother-in-law. ''Your product does not match my requirements.'' Smart mother-in-law replies: ''Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible once seal is broken.''
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