Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
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mOiOz
BOUGHT A WIG
BOUGHT A WIG
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DO YOU SEE IT?
DO YOU SEE IT?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
A WIFE'S POEM
A WIFE'S POEM
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Littleboy8
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Red Gem
Joke Colouring In
Colouring In
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mOiOz
GOOGLE SUPPORT
GOOGLE SUPPORT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CIRCUS CAREER
CIRCUS CAREER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TALK TO YOURSELF
TALK TO YOURSELF
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mOiOz
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M
Joke Sort our own backyard out first.
Sort our own backyard out first.
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Skipton
Joke With Benefits!
With Benefits! A man rents a room and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So, on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night's leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of soft drink. When he comes home, he politely tells her that it wasn't quite...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke THE PERFECT HUSBAND
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this...
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Skipton
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M
Joke Solving the World's Problems
Solving the World's Problems
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Mark K
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mOiOz
ONE KID
ONE KID
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Gideon
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mOiOz
WORKER BEES
WORKER BEES
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Gideon
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M
Joke Look after your Relatives!.
Look after your Relatives!.
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M
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M
Joke Another One Bites The Dust
Another One Bites The Dust
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SirExton
Joke Concentrate
Concentrate
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mOiOz
PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
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Joke Little Johnny at it again
Little Johnny at it again
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James Gutierrez
Joke 'How much for this?'
'How much for this?' What did the Buddhist monk say to the snag vendor? 'Make me one with everything.' The monk then gets his snag and pays with a $20 note, but he doesn't get any money back. So he says: 'Hey, where's my change?' And the vendor says: 'Change must come from within.'
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Littleboy8
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Put a Smile on your face
Put a Smile on your face Found this at Hope Island Newsagents display board. They hand write on butcher paper daily: Someone broke into my house and stole my antidepressants. Hope they’re happy. A clever joke
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Littleboy8
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M
Joke What can I say
What can I say
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... but we also accepted: Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 🥳...
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SirExton
Joke British Rail Train Name?
British Rail Train Name?
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Ichthyology!
Ichthyology! An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. “How are the studies going?” the bartender asks. “Really great. In fact, right now I’m working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four,” the student replies. “Why do they do that?” the bartender asks. “Well, in the wild, if a group of four koi...
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Skipton
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