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Skipton
Joke Extras!
Extras! An elderly couple is travelling to visit family, by car. Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man...
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mOiOz
SINGLE
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mOiOz
SHE LEFT A NOTE
SHE LEFT A NOTE
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James Gutierrez
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 21.03.2024
Afternoon Riddle 21.03.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it? If you have the answer, feel free to...
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Joke Birds on Facebook
Birds on Facebook
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Skipton
Joke Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede. Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice… Anyway… Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality. In a moment of...
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Joke Golfers surgery
Golfers surgery A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.03.2024
Riddle Masters 22.03.2024 Hello, members! 👋 Another day, another riddle. Here's this week's last: A woman writes down on a piece of paper: pineapples, eggs, bread, milk, toothpaste. What is she making? If you know the answer, drop your answer below! As always, you'll get a shout-out if you get it correct! Good luck! ;)
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 20.03.2024
Riddle Masters 20.03.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: Of the king, I am blue, and of the peasant, I am red. Of the frog, I am cold, and of the dog, I am hot. What am I? Intriguing, isn't it? If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who got the answer...
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Skipton
Joke What You Learn if You Live Long Enough!
What You Learn if You Live Long Enough! I choked on a carrot this morning and all I could think of was, "I'll bet a doughnut wouldn't have done this to me." Nothing spoils a good story more than the arrival of an eyewitness. (Mark Twain) It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store (in the narrow aisles of an older store) to...
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Joke Even the Password Manager lets me down..
Even the Password Manager lets me down..
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mOiOz
EAT YOUR SPROUTS!
EAT YOUR SPROUTS!
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mOiOz
VEGAN GOD
VEGAN GOD
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Skipton
Joke Murphy's Other Laws
Murphy's Other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those...
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Joke Can you have your cake and eat it to..
Can you have your cake and eat it to..
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peterb6a
Joke
Joke Why did the chicken stop halfway crossing the road ? To lay it on the line
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Is this Fixable
Is this Fixable
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Joke Manbun's
Manbun's
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Skipton
Joke Wrong Direction
Wrong Direction A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying,"You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration,the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and...
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Skipton
Joke Psyched!
Psyched! The psychiatrist pulls the new nurse to the side. "Is something wrong, Doctor?" she asks. The psychiatrist takes a moment before answering, "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying ''It's a madhouse.''
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Skipton
Joke Cya!
Cya! I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, 'Thanks for putting up with me so long.' When my wife got the delivery, she called...
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Skipton
Joke Enhanced
Enhanced A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's license in silence for a moment, he said, "You know something? This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in...
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SirExton
Joke Mother Superior
Mother Superior Three nuns get killed in a car crash and go up to heaven. Saint Peter is at the Gate of Heaven and he says, "I am afraid you are each going to have to answer a question before you can come in". He says @they are not going to be hard questions". Nun 1. What was the name of the first woman? She says "Eve". Saint Peter says "Yep...
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