[James Gutierrez]

'How much for this?'​

What did the Buddhist monk say to the snag vendor?

'Make me one with everything.'

The monk then gets his snag and pays with a $20 note, but he doesn't get any money back. So he says: 'Hey, where's my change?'

And the vendor says: 'Change must come from within.'

 

[Littleboy8]

good one