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mOiOz
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
CHEAPEST MEAT
CHEAPEST MEAT
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Gideon
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Gideon
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
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Gideon
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mOiOz
CUTTING HEDGES
CUTTING HEDGES
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Gideon
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mOiOz
LEATHER CLOTHING
LEATHER CLOTHING
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Gideon
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 26.03.2024
Afternoon Riddle 26.03.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy...
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I still haven't managed to speak yet.
I still haven't managed to speak yet.
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Joke Still Drinkin
Still Drinkin
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Part Chihuahua!
Part Chihuahua!
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Gideon
Holes
Holes
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SOUND OF APATHY
SOUND OF APATHY
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midgemills
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mOiOz
EASTER GREETINGS
EASTER GREETINGS
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mOiOz
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Wandiwa
Joke Madagascar
Madagascar
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
TRUST ISSUES
TRUST ISSUES
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mOiOz
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Joke You think you have won, but you haven't.
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mOiOz
SEX STUDY
SEX STUDY
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Goodbye Granddad
Goodbye Granddad Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startled look upon his face, his trousers around his feet, The doctor said his heart was good - fit as any trout, The Constable he had his say, 'foul play' was...
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Skipton
Joke Wrong Again!
Wrong Again! It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained, "I put my long life down to spending so much time outdoors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75 years." "How do you manage...
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Why Women Should Be In Charge
Why Women Should Be In Charge
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Gibo
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Skipton
Joke Star Player
Star Player A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, so the coach looked into...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Non Speakies
Non Speakies A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife fast asleep with the sheet pulled over her head. Not to be denied, the amorous husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
SUMMING UP SENIORS
SUMMING UP SENIORS
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Gideon
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mOiOz
ADVERT FOR SERIAL KILLERS
ADVERT FOR SERIAL KILLERS
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Gideon
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DannyKaye
Oh Dear.
Oh Dear.
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DannyKaye
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 25.03.24
Riddle Masters 25.03.24 Hello, members! Happy Monday! :) Here's the first riddle this week to get your minds exercised: A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me, and you will find. You cannot change the course I’m on; without me, you cannot travel on. What am I? Fancy a guess? If you think you've come up with the correct answer, do...
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