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Joke Dear Abby
Dear Abby I am 15 and pregnant and my parents don't know. They haven't met my boyfriend. He is bi-sexual HIV positive and has Tourette's Syndrome. He is married and is 20 years older than me. He deals drugs, carries a gun. He lives in a squat, is just out of jail and enjoys animal porn. My problem is, how do I tell them that he barracks for...
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Joke The Pitch!
The Pitch! Salesman: ''This sofa will seat five people without any problems.'' I said, '' Where am I going to find five people without any problems?''
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Joke Here's The Rub!
Here's The Rub!
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Joke Putting Out!
Putting Out!
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Joke Exercise For People Over 60
Exercise For People Over 60
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Joke Pot Pouri!
Pot Pouri! I once dated a girl who was a twin and people always asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard. **** Ring your own doorbell on your way to bed. This will clear the dogs off the bed. **** I went to an...
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Joke Tuning needed
Tuning needed
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Joke Just Wait A minute
Just Wait A minute A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one...
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Joke Din Dins
Din Dins
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Joke Stuck in first gear
Stuck in first gear
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Joke I got no time
I got no time
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Joke You want to buy some shoes?
You want to buy some shoes?
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mOiOz
MY NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN
MY NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN
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Joke The mailman
The mailman I told my wife that "the mailman was bragging that he has banged up every female in the neighborhood except one." She said, "Bet it was that stuck up bitch next door."
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Joke Now screening
Now screening
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Joke Cows are vegans too
Cows are vegans too
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Joke The nose hair
The nose hair
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Joke New Chrissy present
New Chrissy present
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Joke How to make industries go broke
How to make industries go broke
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Joke Just call me Tom Jones
Just call me Tom Jones
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Joke Maybe his tree wood would be a better choice.
Maybe his tree wood would be a better choice.
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Joke One Eyed Bob
One Eyed Bob
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Joke This me all over and you too I bet :-)
This me all over and you too I bet :-)
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Joke Fresh vegies anyone?
Fresh vegies anyone?
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Joke Naughty or not?
Naughty or not?
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