Jokes & fun

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Joke You can't even give it away.
You can't even give it away.
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Wandiwa
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Joke Where are your gumboots?
Where are your gumboots?
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Observer
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mOiOz
I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK...
I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DON'T TOUCH
DON'T TOUCH
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Time to buy German products lol
Time to buy German products lol
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Observer
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M
Joke Can not get out of bed straight away anymore
Can not get out of bed straight away anymore
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M
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mOiOz
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BABY CORN
BABY CORN
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Gideon
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Joke Philosophy
Philosophy Philosophers Of the 20th Century The only reason they say “women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford The best cure...
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Observer
Joke Chocolate cappuccino anyone ?
Chocolate cappuccino anyone ?
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Observer
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M
Joke It is a hard decision
It is a hard decision
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M
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M
Joke How unlucky
How unlucky
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M
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Skipton
Joke ''And, For The Last Time!''
''And, For The Last Time!'' Mrs. Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning. There was a note on his bed which read, "I can't take the critism anymore." Mrs. Smith quickly cut him down and managed to revive him. As Mr. Smith lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
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Skipton
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson Another silly sign.
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke It's A Miracle!!!!
It's A Miracle!!!! According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine A country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc And he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon ..... who all drank wine That's what I...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Mind exchange
Mind exchange
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke ''I'm Fine!''
''I'm Fine!'' Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot lawyer was questioning Angus. Didn't you say to the policeman at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what...
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Skipton
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Littleboy8
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson I’m sure that ditch wasn’t there the last time I used this short cut!
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BruceAnderson
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson We aim to please. You aim too, please.😆
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BruceAnderson
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson Trespassers beware 😜
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BruceAnderson
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson Road testing my new shopping trolley 😁
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BruceAnderson
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson Have a look at these silly sign 🤣
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BruceAnderson
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Yelp Reviews
Yelp Reviews
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Veggiepatch
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BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson
BruceAnderson One more silly sign before I hit the hay.
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BruceAnderson
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