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Skipton
Joke Signs Of Mr Heinz!
Signs Of Mr Heinz! A little three-year-old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SEE LADIES!
SEE LADIES!
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke FISHING TRIP.
FISHING TRIP. Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent...
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Skipton
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mark godwin
aging gracefully
aging gracefully
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 12 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I DON'T WATCH SOCCER
I DON'T WATCH SOCCER
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TIP FOR LADIES
TIP FOR LADIES
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Littleboy8
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Joke Dozen Matter
Dozen Matter
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Joke It is about time they catered for my abnormality.
It is about time they catered for my abnormality.
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Joke Puma sponsors Cheetah? I see a legal problem here .....
Puma sponsors Cheetah? I see a legal problem here .....
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Joke We are all finally going to know.
We are all finally going to know.
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mOiOz
IF WOMEN SAY...
IF WOMEN SAY... IF WOMEN SAY...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHERE RAINBOWS GO
WHERE RAINBOWS GO
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Skipton
Joke Touching!
Touching! Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, and she said she wanted something with a lot of diamonds in it. So, I hope she likes the deck of cards I got her!
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mOiOz
HELP YOU OUT
HELP YOU OUT
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Washer Dryer for Sale
Washer Dryer for Sale
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SirExton
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Joke It took a while, but they finally got him.
It took a while, but they finally got him.
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Skipton
Joke Tact!
Tact! So, the wife and I were in town shopping... And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny, cropped tops and short short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs. I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!". She...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
THOSE PANTS ARE TIGHT
THOSE PANTS ARE TIGHT
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke How to Wash a Toilet
How to Wash a Toilet Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind...
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Joke To all you Golfers playing.
To all you Golfers playing.
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mOiOz
ANYTHING CAN HAP-PUN
ANYTHING CAN HAP-PUN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
IF A CAREER....
IF A CAREER....
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mOiOz
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Wendy
Confused
Confused
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Wendy
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Joke The Sculptor always gets this right
The Sculptor always gets this right
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Wandiwa
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