Jokes & fun

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Joke Who will stop the rain.
Who will stop the rain.
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SirExton
Joke Little Johnny
Little Johnny
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SirExton
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Joke Where is Mum
Where is Mum
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Dippy 53
What am I?
What am I? Forward I am heavy. Backward I am not.........What am I? Not- ton
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Joke 3 days when men are always right.
3 days when men are always right.
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mOiOz
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Seven Ages of Man
Seven Ages of Man
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Gazman
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mOiOz
SISTER MARIA
SISTER MARIA
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members for getting it correct! 👏...
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mOiOz
WANTED - PSYCHIC DWARF
WANTED - PSYCHIC DWARF
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I SAID PLAY DEAD
I SAID PLAY DEAD
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke And Still More!
And Still More! What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line ** What would you call a walking mosquito? An itch-hiker. ** I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic. Turns out it was a false...
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Jarred Santos
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SirExton
Joke Stupidity
Stupidity
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Mother
Mother
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SirExton
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Veggiepatch
A Farmyard Bedtime Story
A Farmyard Bedtime Story Jack was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his...
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Joke Another job interview did not go as planned.
Another job interview did not go as planned.
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Skipton
Joke One Or The Other
One Or The Other A married woman was having an affair with a baker. After some time, the baker went to the woman's house while her husband was home, bringing a wedding cake. “Edith, darling!" said the baker. “I have our wedding cake made! Let us go and get married!" Alarmed, the husband said, “What's going on here, Edith? What's this baker...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
FIRST TO INVENT ORGIES
FIRST TO INVENT ORGIES
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
DICK'S PIZZA
DICK'S PIZZA
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Wandiwa
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
IS IT TRUE...?
IS IT TRUE...?
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
DRINKING FAST
DRINKING FAST
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 19.01.2024
Riddle Masters 19.01.2024 Goooood morning Riddle Masters!!🥳 Here’s your final riddle of the week: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? If you think you know the answer post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and others' answers. To reveal those answers, simply click the...
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mOiOz
WISH I COULD DO IT.
WISH I COULD DO IT.
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Littleboy8
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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