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Mikev
Brain Teaser What is the Highest Number You Can Make? 🤔
What is the Highest Number You Can Make? 🤔 What is the highest number you can make by moving just 2 matches? 🤔 Spoiler. I will put the answer in my post below soon.
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mOiOz
YOU CALL THIS A RUMP STEAK?
YOU CALL THIS A RUMP STEAK?
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Observer
Joke He just didn't get it
He just didn't get it
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Mikev
Joke See Ya Later 🐊
See Ya Later 🐊 Here is a funny alligator cartoon 😀
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Littleboy8
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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geoffreymellis@yahoo.com.
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mOiOz
FAILED ATTEMPT AT CAMOUFLAGE
FAILED ATTEMPT AT CAMOUFLAGE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK
YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Can't Wait!
Can't Wait!
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Littleboy8
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nickname
Joke Kids today
Kids today
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Fast And Inexpensive Diagnosis
Fast And Inexpensive Diagnosis One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MESSAGES
MESSAGES
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
HAPPY MEAL
HAPPY MEAL
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke I hope that no one can relate to this 🚗
I hope that no one can relate to this 🚗 Here’s a funny cartoon that I hope no one can relate to 🚗
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Macs-241
The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV.
The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV. The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV. However, Ferrari surprisingly calls it an FUV swapping the S for the F in Ferrari. This is Ferrari’s response to the extremely successful Lamborghini Urus and it has a ton of cool features like suicide doors, a passenger-side...
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nickname
Joke Use Capital Letters
Use Capital Letters This is an open letter from Capital Letters to everyone who texts.
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Observer
Joke "Dinner is nearly ready boys !!!!"
"Dinner is nearly ready boys !!!!"
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Observer
Joke Earthquake
Earthquake
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Aligning phasers Captain !!
Aligning phasers Captain !!
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Observer
Joke Baseball In Heaven
Baseball In Heaven Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?” Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno But let's make a deal — if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if...
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Observer
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Joke Sumo Kamikaze
Sumo Kamikaze Three men, a Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping off the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted "God save Scotland!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save England!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the the poor bastard who I land on!"
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Joke Hero Firefighters
Hero Firefighters One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said...
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Joke Do Your Best
Do Your Best An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something...
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Joke A Man From Texas Is Vacationing In Mexico
A Man From Texas Is Vacationing In Mexico A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping his tequila, he notices that the couple at the table next to him are being served a beautifully garnished dish with...
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