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The Hunters’ Emergency Call ​

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses .
He’s not breathing and his eyes look glazed .

The other hunter panics, whips out his and calls emergency services .
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator replies:
“Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

… silence … BANG!

Back on the phone, the hunter says:
“OK, now what?”