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mOiOz
MY BIRTHDAY
MY BIRTHDAY
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
WHEN YOU MISS....
WHEN YOU MISS....
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Wandiwa
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Mikev
Joke Hens v Easter Bunny 🥚
Hens v Easter Bunny 🥚
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Ivory
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mOiOz
TESLA - 1968-2024
TESLA - 1968-2024
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Green Side Up
Green Side Up There’s a lovely young woman in New South Wales who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors she is thinking of painting the walls. They go firstly into the dining room, and she says that she’d like it painted a nice lilac color. The builder nods, before yelling...
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Macs-241
Riddle optical illusion test: in a colony full of identical pairs 33, find the lone couple 55
optical illusion test: in a colony full of identical pairs 33, find the lone couple 55 Are you up for a good challenge? If so, get ready to test your eyes and brain with our mind-bending optical illusion! At first glance, the image above seems to be filled with identical "33" pairs in bold black strokes against a golden background. However...
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Abby22
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Luckyus
Joke Thought For The Day
Thought For The Day There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
IT'S A BOY!
IT'S A BOY!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GORILLA ON THE ROOF
GORILLA ON THE ROOF A guy wakes up to find a gorilla on his roof, so he looks in the phone book and finds an ad for ' "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a dog. "What are you...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
AGING WITH WHEELS
AGING WITH WHEELS
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke Did you know..... Way back in the day......
Did you know..... Way back in the day...... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. Since they were starting to smell, however, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths...
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Skipton
Joke The True Meaning
The True Meaning
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Inkblots
Inkblots This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed." This went on and on, inkblot...
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Skipton
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Mikev
Joke Egg Therapy 🐰
Egg Therapy 🐰
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midgemills
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mOiOz
STARS IN A BAR
STARS IN A BAR
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midgemills
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mOiOz
A TEACHER...
A TEACHER...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
OH, LOOK....!
OH, LOOK....!
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Were they helpful?
Were they helpful?
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magpie1
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mOiOz
BARS ARE WEIRD
BARS ARE WEIRD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MARRIED LONG....
MARRIED LONG....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
RIDE OR DIE
RIDE OR DIE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SAFELY CONCLUDE...
SAFELY CONCLUDE...
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mOiOz
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mjm9
Julie Andrews
Julie Andrews
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Observer
Joke What a thoughtful wife !!!! 😊
What a thoughtful wife !!!! 😊
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Observer
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