Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke I'm not selling sex.
I'm not selling sex.
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Observer
Joke If you've watched Harry Potter
If you've watched Harry Potter
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Observer
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Observer
Joke I am great at multitasking
I am great at multitasking
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Nothing would make me happier
Nothing would make me happier
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Bad choices in life
Bad choices in life
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Observer
Joke Dad is as strong as superman
Dad is as strong as superman
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Observer
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mOiOz
WISE DOCTOR
WISE DOCTOR
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mOiOz
DEAR SANTA
DEAR SANTA
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Congratulations to these members who got the answer...
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Lizzylou
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Luckyus
Joke The Funeral
The Funeral
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Red Gem
Santa
Santa
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Red Gem
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Joke Ho, Ho, Ho he said
Ho, Ho, Ho he said
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Littleboy8
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Luckyus
Joke The Italian Loaves
The Italian Loaves Hi there. I’m Bob. I’m 80. Every morning, I sit on the same park bench and chat to my friend, Jim, who’s a full seven years older than me. I’ve always wondered where he gets all his stamina from – he goes for a jog each day without fail, before meeting me. And, amazingly, he’s never out of breath. One fine day, I plucked up...
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Littleboy8
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Wow! Only one member got the correct answer for this image riddle, so a big shout-out to...
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Skipton
Joke Let's Do Weeweechu!
Let's Do Weeweechu!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Painful
Painful Pulled a nose hair out today to see if it hurt. Judging by the screams of the guy asleep on the bus next to me! Yes, it did hurt!!!!!
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke Do you believe?
Do you believe?
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Veggiepatch
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Joke My Remote
My Remote
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 18.12.2023
Riddle Masters 18.12.2023 Good Morning Riddle Masters! :) Let's get your brains working with the first riddle of the week: Without a bridle or a saddle, across a thing, I ride a straddle. And those I ride, by the help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What am I? Quite a puzzler, eh? If you've got an answer, post it in the...
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Joke Coles and Woolies.
Coles and Woolies. Starting today, all customers will have to unload the semi tucks at Coles and Woolworths. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please Note, this does not entitle you to attend the Christmas Parties at Coles and Woolworths.
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Observer
Joke I'm feeling unloved
I'm feeling unloved
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Joke Wine and Chocolates
Wine and Chocolates
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Luckyus
Joke The a Problem With the Migratory Bird
The a Problem With the Migratory Bird According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv". Until the agency received the...
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Quickies!
Quickies! Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. * I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. * I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
ON A DATE
ON A DATE
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Observer
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