Jokes & fun

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Joke I love my wife.
I love my wife.
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TAXI IN LONDON
TAXI IN LONDON
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HOUSE CLEAN
HOUSE CLEAN
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Jarred Santos
Joke RETIREMENT BONUS
RETIREMENT BONUS A cheeky one sent in by member Bill S. with the message: 'If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!' The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight...
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Joke Typical Camp Commander
Typical Camp Commander A new camp commander was appointed, and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over and asked them why do they do it. 'We don't know. The last commander told us to do so, and so we did. It is some sort of regimental tradition!' The new camp commander searched for the last commander's...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024
Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the...
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Joke I Wish I Could be left Alone
I Wish I Could be left Alone
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Joke So true. Where is this world going.
So true. Where is this world going.
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mOiOz
ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...
ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...
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Joke Poof!
Poof! A sergeant-major and two privates are walking through a city park, and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.' 'Me first! Me first!' says one of the privates. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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Joke Waiting...
Waiting... Cartoon by Robert Leighton
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mOiOz
I DANCED...
I DANCED...
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mOiOz
MY LIVING WILL
MY LIVING WILL
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mOiOz
UNATTENDED CHILDREN
UNATTENDED CHILDREN
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mOiOz
I'M DEATH...!
I'M DEATH...!
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Joke This is soo true
This is soo true
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Observer
Joke Marvels of medicine
Marvels of medicine
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Joke "How long?"
"How long?" Texan flies into Sydney, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel in Manly, so they have to go through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. As they’re driving towards the city, the texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver “What’s that?’ Taxi driver says “Mate, That’s Sydney Tower!” Texan asks ‘How long did...
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Joke What are they?
What are they?
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Joke How to confuse a self driving car
How to confuse a self driving car
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Joke blah blah blah
blah blah blah
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Observer
Joke Bye bye scales
Bye bye scales
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Joke Double me up
Double me up
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