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Veggiepatch
Not Another Blonde Joke
Not Another Blonde Joke A blonde walks into Chemist Warehouse and asks the sales assistant if she can get some of that butt deodorant. He says "There’s no such thing as butt deodorant!" She says "I’ll show you!" She leads him into the deodorant aisle and finds it herself. "See? This is butt deodorant!" He says "That’s just stick deodorant...
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
COY CAPSICUM
COY CAPSICUM
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Veggiepatch
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Joke The Titanic
The Titanic
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Veggiepatch
For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again!
For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you...
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke I told Forest Gump
I told Forest Gump
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Observer
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Observer
Joke You got regular friends
You got regular friends
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Observer
Joke I aint no quitter
I aint no quitter
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Observer
Joke What a night
What a night The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent, all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke At the bbq
At the bbq
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Observer
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mOiOz
WEE LOSS OF MEMORY
WEE LOSS OF MEMORY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SEASONS' GREETINGS
SEASONS' GREETINGS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
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mOiOz
DIRTIEST IN THE WORLD
DIRTIEST IN THE WORLD
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Littleboy8
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Mrtnst
Joke A Dinner to Remember
A Dinner to Remember A woman took to her elderly husband to his doctor, on Friday, and explained that he 'couldn't perform any more'. She begged the doctor to help, so he gave them a script and warned them to 'strictly' abide by the dosage instructions. Later he received a call from the pharmacist who was in a panic about the script, which...
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Mark K
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Skipton
Joke Advanced Theology!
Advanced Theology! “I remember I was so depressed. I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said: ‘On your mark.'”
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mOiOz
CAN'T COUNT CALORIES
CAN'T COUNT CALORIES
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mOiOz
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Vinylted
Hot Batteries Again...
Hot Batteries Again...
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Observer
Joke My proof of not having received delivery
My proof of not having received delivery
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Suzanne rose
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Joke Different generations
Different generations Oh oh!
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Red Gem
Joke Food
Food
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Woke!
Woke!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Randoms!
Randoms! My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system. * I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing...
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Skipton
Joke Let's Call Him Dog!
Let's Call Him Dog! Adam and Eve's Companions Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection...
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mOiOz
BE NAUGHTY
BE NAUGHTY
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Skipton
Joke Who Cares??
Who Cares?? I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches...but...
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