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Joke Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #3
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #3 Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley. This one is so bad it has to be a personal favourite of mine :ROFLMAO:
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Joke It's A Miracle!
It's A Miracle! Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with...
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Joke The Interview
The Interview NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars, only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He...
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Joke Just Like New!
Just Like New!
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Joke It's On The List!
It's On The List! When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one...
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Joke Fit For Porpoise!
Fit For Porpoise! An elderly man rear ends a young man driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. “you’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a pulp!” “Oh my” says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son...
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Joke Chastity!
Chastity!
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Joke How you doin?
How you doin?
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Joke The laboratory analyzer
The laboratory analyzer Joe went to see his doctor one day because his elbow was hurting. The doctor asked him to provide a urine sample. "Why should I give a urine sample doctor?" asked Joe. "It's my elbow." "I have a new laboratory analyzer that can diagnose any ailment just with a urine sample" answered the doctor. With that, he took the...
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Joke Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #2
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #2 How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
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BOOBS
BOOBS
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HOW TO EAT A BANANA
HOW TO EAT A BANANA
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DID YOU FALL
DID YOU FALL
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TEACH ME THE SPLITS
TEACH ME THE SPLITS
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HIDDEN DIP
HIDDEN DIP
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GINGER COMES HOME EARLY
GINGER COMES HOME EARLY
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A Redhead, A Brunette & A Blonde....
A Redhead, A Brunette & A Blonde.... A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde broke into a supermarket. While the break-in was in progress, a Police Officer entered the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they outran him and were able to get away into the back of the store. There, they found three sacks to hide in. When the...
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Joke Coffee
Coffee
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Joke The Dwarf
The Dwarf
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Joke Be Happy but Firm
Be Happy but Firm
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Joke It has happened
It has happened
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DEFINITIONS OF THE BRA
DEFINITIONS OF THE BRA
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Joke Right Answer!
Right Answer! Paddy goes on a first aid course. The instructor asks him, ''What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?'' Paddy said, ''I'd climb through the window!''
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Joke ''Who's The Boss.''
''Who's The Boss.'' Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?" He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
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NICE TITS
NICE TITS
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