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Joke Did you save like Bryan did
Did you save like Bryan did
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Joke He knows
He knows He knows when you don't flush Oh for goodness sake. Singing the song?
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mOiOz
WELCOME TO MUFF
WELCOME TO MUFF
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Joke Holy Water!
Holy Water! Paddy was going through the security check at Dublin Airport when the security officer asked him to identify the liquid in the bottle he found in his suitcase. Paddy say's, "Why sir, that just a bottle of holy water I got from Lourdes." The officer opened the bottle and took a smell. He said, " Well Paddy, that liquid sure...
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Joke The Christmas Tree
The Christmas Tree
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Joke Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #1
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #1 What's every parent's favourite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
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mOiOz
GROSS...!
GROSS...!
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mOiOz
REPLACED LITTER BOX
REPLACED LITTER BOX
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mOiOz
DIED LAST FRY DAY
DIED LAST FRY DAY
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Joke David Beckham
David Beckham David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport, he sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear-view mirror. Eventually the driver says, ‘’Okay, give us a clue then.’’ Beckham sighs and replies, ‘’Well I had a glittering career for Man United, married a Spice Girl and Played over 100 times for England, is...
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A Choice of the Heart
A Choice of the Heart A patient who needs a heart transplant suddenly gets a phone call from his surgeon. "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?" The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart." "Are you sure??" Asks the surgeon in surprise. "Yea...
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Joke Grades Of Naughty & Nice!
Grades Of Naughty & Nice! As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can't do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don't worry, Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I've been bad or...
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Joke Hot & Cold
Hot & Cold Paddy walks into the site office carrying a flask. Murphy: '''What you got in there then?'' Paddy: ''Tis a new flask.'' Murphy; ''What's it do then?'' Paddy: ''It keeps hot tings hot and cold tings cold.'' Murphy: ''So what you got in it then?'' Paddy: ''Two cups of coffee and an ice cream.''
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Joke The Worker
The Worker When I get to work, the first thing I do is Hide. Because they say a good worker is hard to find
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Littleboy8
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Let's Celebrate
Let's Celebrate My wife has a slight drinking problem. I asked her to toast some bread for breakfast. She raided her glass and said, ''Here's to bread!''
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Joke The Big Clean Up!
The Big Clean Up! I took my suit to the dry-cleaners, who wanted to charge me $32.00 to clean it. Blow that, I gave my suit to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it next day for $5.00!
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Joke Touching.
Touching.
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Joke 25 One liners!
25 One liners! 1. I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear. 2. Hate it when I see an old person and then realise we went to high school together. 3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me. 4. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else.... 5. At my...
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Joke Prepare Yourself!
Prepare Yourself! A woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widower. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year. Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the...
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Joke Black out
Black out Another singalong for Littleboy8 😁
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Joke I'm smiling
I'm smiling
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mOiOz
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WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?
WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a poof. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her...
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Observer
Joke Wrong butt
Wrong butt
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Joke Enjoy life
Enjoy life
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Joke I have clothes to donate
I have clothes to donate
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