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Joke Game of Quoits anyone before the New Year
Game of Quoits anyone before the New Year
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Chinese clothes
Chinese clothes Here in Australia we commonly see clothing with a tag on it, "Made in China." Just wondering if the Chinese sell their clothes in China that the labels read, "Made just around the corner."
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Observer
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mOiOz
WARNING! MAY CONTAIN...
WARNING! MAY CONTAIN...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOW TO SOLVE GENDER CONFUSION
HOW TO SOLVE GENDER CONFUSION
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HELPLESS VICTIMS OF POACHERS
HELPLESS VICTIMS OF POACHERS
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke What's your resolution?
What's your resolution?
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Statistics
Statistics The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you!
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Littleboy8
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Joke Protect Old Plumbing
Protect Old Plumbing
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Is he happy with you?
Is he happy with you?
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Don't leave baby in car on a hot day.
Don't leave baby in car on a hot day.
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Littleboy8
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Joke Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #4
Horrible Christmas Cracker Joke #4 What type of cars do the elves of Santa Claus drive? Toy-otas.
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mOiOz
CHEERS
CHEERS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BATHROOM TRAINING
BATHROOM TRAINING
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mOiOz
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Joke It has not changed in death..
It has not changed in death..
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Wandiwa
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Joke This bolt of Lightning eats roots, shoots and leaves.
This bolt of Lightning eats roots, shoots and leaves.
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Observer
Joke Amazing how that works
Amazing how that works
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Observer
Joke Anti Texting Persuader
Anti Texting Persuader
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Observer
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SirExton
Joke Re-Marry
Re-Marry
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Vinylted
IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT
IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby...
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Joke Pension
Pension
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Skipton
Joke Pull Over!
Pull Over! I was so drunk last night, when the police pulled someone over on the television show I was watching, I hid my beer under the sofa!
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Mark K
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SirExton
Joke Wrong Bloke
Wrong Bloke
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Plumb Tuckered
Plumb Tuckered
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Dunno if I am going
Dunno if I am going I still don't know what I am wearing to the living room on New Years Eve.... I might not even go.
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Skipton
Joke Brunch!
Brunch! Me and my mate were sitting in a cafe this morning, the waitress came over and said, ''You can't eat your own sandwiches in here.'' So we swapped!
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