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Joke Yellow water, by IP Daley
Yellow water, by IP Daley
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Joke Two eggs Boiling
Two eggs Boiling
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Joke She thought he was El-electrifying.
She thought he was El-electrifying.
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Joke New style Border Collie
New style Border Collie
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mOiOz
SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU
SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU
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Joke Loved his NBA
Loved his NBA
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Joke Charlie Brown oldie
Charlie Brown oldie
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Joke Uber Security!
Uber Security! A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we'd...
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Joke Lot's n Lot's
Lot's n Lot's Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
A FART (POEM)
A FART (POEM)
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
JUST FOR THE RECORD
JUST FOR THE RECORD
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mOiOz
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got the answer correct! 👏...
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mOiOz
DIFFERENCE POPE AND BOSS
DIFFERENCE POPE AND BOSS
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Joke Hot weather!
Hot weather! Perth is sweltering! Made me think!
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Joke One To Go!
One To Go! Four paddies came over on the boat looking for work. They spotted a notice saying "Tree Fellers wanted," Murphy says now which one of us will be going back home.
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Joke It's A Shoe In!
It's A Shoe In! Paddy walks into the job centre and the guy says to him "Hi Paddy, how good are you at shoeing horses"? "I'm not sure yer honour," Paddy says, "but I once told a donkey to piss off"!
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Joke My mattress is giving me hard time.
My mattress is giving me hard time.
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SirExton
Joke Blonds
Blonds
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SirExton
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mOiOz
WHY MEN ARE NOT ALLOWED...
WHY MEN ARE NOT ALLOWED...
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Joke You need more hose.
You need more hose.
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Joke Paddy and his Wife have triplets.
Paddy and his Wife have triplets.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYTHING
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYTHING
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Coles
Coles
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Red Gem
Joke Flight
Flight
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mOiOz
GET HIM A TAG
GET HIM A TAG
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Wandiwa
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