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Cheb
THE PARTY
THE PARTY
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Wisdom
Wisdom A little bird was flying south during winter, but it got so cold, that it fell out of the sky into a field . As it lay there frozen still on the ground, a cow came along and laid a huge cow pat over the bird! The bird was being warmed up by the cow poo, and when recovered it started to sing in appreciation. A cat passing the field...
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Cheb
CHEWING GUM
CHEWING GUM
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Littleboy8
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Answer this one.
Answer this one. Answer this one, ansswer revealed by me tomorrow afternoon or sooner if i see the correct answer. What cheese is MADE backwards?
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Observer
Joke Cars and teeth don't mix
Cars and teeth don't mix
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TRUE SPORTSMAN
TRUE SPORTSMAN
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Littleboy8
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Joke VIDEO: The Seven Signs Of Ageing | Sarah Millican
VIDEO: The Seven Signs Of Ageing | Sarah Millican These are the real seven signs of ageing, according to Sarah Millican.
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My mates ID
My mates ID My mate David lost his ID the other day. Now we just call him Dave.
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SirExton
Joke How true!, thought the ladies would like this picture?
How true!, thought the ladies would like this picture?
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SirExton
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it correct...
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marita2025
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SirExton
Joke Boardroom meetings turning to %$£@
Boardroom meetings turning to %$£@
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marita2025
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Observer
Joke Calling up the next witness
Calling up the next witness
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James Gutierrez
Joke This is why I never make it in time for the breakfast buffet 😒
This is why I never make it in time for the breakfast buffet 😒
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mOiOz
DIVORCE COURT
DIVORCE COURT
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Wandiwa
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👂
Dad Joke 👂 Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair. 👂 I've heard nothing since. 😀
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melnugro
Are You Sure You Have Enough?
Are You Sure You Have Enough? An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose...
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Joke. Your nuts are high
Joke. Your nuts are high A bloke with a stutter & a bit of a lisp walks into a store & says to the storekeeper " how much are those nuts up there on the wall"? The store keeper replies " they are peanuts, they are $10/kilo". The guy replies "hhholy ssshit that's high how much are those onnness up there?" The store keeper replies " they are...
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Littleboy8
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Riddle Riddle Masters 05.07.2024
Riddle Masters 05.07.2024 Hey, members! 👋🏻 Here's the third and last riddle for this week: I'm on the edge of earth and water; I am 'of time', and I also tell time. What am I? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! Submit your answers in the comments below. And as always, our 'spoiler' button will hide answers from view. To...
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Mikev
Joke Senior’s Dad Joke
Senior’s Dad Joke I’ve learned so much from my mistakes that I’m thinking about making a few more. 😀
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Mikev
Joke Seniors Chocolate Day 🍫
Seniors Chocolate Day 🍫 To celebrate chocolate day here’s a funny one 😀
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MY 5 TOP EXERCISES
MY 5 TOP EXERCISES
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke I'm so broke......
I'm so broke......
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Veggiepatch
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Red Gem
Joke Punny
Punny
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke ''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?''
''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'' My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And...
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Littleboy8
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Smarter Than The Average Dog.....
Smarter Than The Average Dog..... Two old stockmen are sitting on the verandah of their outback town’s pub having a beer when they get to arguing the merits of their cattle dogs - and which was the better, more intelligent, dog. They decide to settle the matter. The younger drover, Bluey (so named because of his red hair), says to his mate...
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