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Quickies! Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. * I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. * I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s...

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Not Another Blonde Joke

Not Another Blonde Joke A blonde walks into Chemist Warehouse and asks the sales assistant if she can get some of that butt deodorant. He says "There’s no such thing as butt deodorant!" She says "I’ll show you!" She leads him into the deodorant aisle and finds it herself. "See? This is butt deodorant!" He says "That’s just stick deodorant...

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Joke The Titanic

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Dec 19, 2023

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For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again!

For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you...

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Last post Dec 20, 2023 by Veggiepatch

Joke I told Forest Gump

I told Forest Gump

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Joke You got regular friends

You got regular friends

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Joke I aint no quitter

I aint no quitter

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by Observer

Joke What a night

What a night The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent, all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger...

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Joke At the bbq

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WEE LOSS OF MEMORY

WEE LOSS OF MEMORY

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by mOiOz

SEASONS' GREETINGS

SEASONS' GREETINGS

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by mOiOz

SAY IT WITH FLOWERS

SAY IT WITH FLOWERS

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by anne2162

DIRTIEST IN THE WORLD

DIRTIEST IN THE WORLD

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by Littleboy8

Joke A Dinner to Remember

A Dinner to Remember A woman took to her elderly husband to his doctor, on Friday, and explained that he 'couldn't perform any more'. She begged the doctor to help, so he gave them a script and warned them to 'strictly' abide by the dosage instructions. Later he received a call from the pharmacist who was in a panic about the script, which...

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by Mark K

Joke Advanced Theology!

Advanced Theology! “I remember I was so depressed. I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said: ‘On your mark.'”

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Last post Dec 19, 2023 by Skipton

CAN'T COUNT CALORIES

CAN'T COUNT CALORIES

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Last post Dec 18, 2023 by mOiOz

Hot Batteries Again...

Hot Batteries Again...

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Last post Dec 18, 2023 by Vinylted

Joke My proof of not having received delivery

My proof of not having received delivery

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Last post Dec 18, 2023 by Suzanne rose

Joke Different generations

Different generations Oh oh!

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Last post Dec 18, 2023 by phantomrose101

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Randoms! My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system. * I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing...

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Last post Dec 18, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Let's Call Him Dog!

Let's Call Him Dog! Adam and Eve's Companions Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection...

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