Jokes & fun

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Joke Never upset the wife
Never upset the wife
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mOiOz
THE 7 DWARVES OF MENOPAUSE
THE 7 DWARVES OF MENOPAUSE
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
HOW SNOWFLAKES ARE MADE
HOW SNOWFLAKES ARE MADE
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
BOTTLE OF PERFUME
BOTTLE OF PERFUME
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Veggiepatch
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Skipton
Joke ''Grandma!''
''Grandma!'' I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, ''Grandma''. I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her, “Grandma, where were you? You can't just leave me. What if someone kidnapped me?!” Grandma replied, “I'm sure they'd bring you back pretty soon.”
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Veggiepatch
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M
Joke The Snowman
The Snowman
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Veggiepatch
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Skipton
Joke T'was The Night Before Christmas
T'was The Night Before Christmas T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE, MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY, WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO...
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED
THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED
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Veggiepatch
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Joke Drives em Crazy
Drives em Crazy What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drive's women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll
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mOiOz
SMILE
SMILE
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke A movie remake
A movie remake
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke Nice Christmas sweater
Nice Christmas sweater
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Littleboy8
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M
December Competition: The Final Competition Of The Year!
December Competition: The Final Competition Of The Year! G'Day members! It's time for the FINAL SDC Competition of the year... The winner of this competition will win a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolworths, IGA OR they can select a $100 voucher to any store on Prezzee. We will draw the winner on this competition on December 21st, so they get...
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Littleboy8
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Joke Nothingness
Nothingness
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Observer
Joke Looks can be deceiving
Looks can be deceiving
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Observer
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Tygie
Joke Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily (lyrics to Cledus T. Judd song)
Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily (lyrics to Cledus T. Judd song) A = storyteller. G = Grandpa. The Family = everyone. Hollered part is already explained at time. Lyrics from an online lyric site. All mis- spelt words are meant to be that way. ENJOY!!! 🎄 A: Twas the fight before Christmas When all through the house No furniture left...
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Littleboy8
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Tygie
Joke 12 Redneck days of Xmas (Lyrics - Jeff Foxworthy)
12 Redneck days of Xmas (Lyrics - Jeff Foxworthy) (A & B are two people talking) (Lyrics from online lyric site BUT with the corrections to mistakes made - all mis-spelt words are supposed to be spelt that way. ENJOY!!!!)🎄 A: Somebody done been to the wal*mart B: Man this is the stuff I got for christmas A: You cleaned up, what you get? B...
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Tygie
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Observer
Joke It's just a word
It's just a word
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
SANTA VISITS PARENTS
SANTA VISITS PARENTS
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mOiOz
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Joke After Christmas
After Christmas Dieters beware!
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
WELCOME TO DILDO
WELCOME TO DILDO
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of...
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Joke The Passenger Pilot
The Passenger Pilot
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Joke The Drone
The Drone
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mOiOz
SANTA IS GOING TO TOWN
SANTA IS GOING TO TOWN
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mOiOz
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