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BruceAnderson
Take notice of this church notice!
Take notice of this church notice!
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Why I can never make ends meet!
Why I can never make ends meet!
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BruceAnderson
How to get a free cure for Covid 19
How to get a free cure for Covid 19
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Dad and Dave
Dad and Dave Dave was going to put a new toilet in and so he set up the dynamite to blow the old toilet up, so he gets it all set and dad comes running out of the house and straight into the toilet. As dad sits on the toilet he lets one rip, at the same time Dave detonates the dynamite and blows the toilet up. Next he sees dad rolling around...
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mOiOz
MEN COOKING RICE
MEN COOKING RICE
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mOiOz
OUT! DON'T WANT....
OUT! DON'T WANT....
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mOiOz
WHEN YOU LIVE IN DARWIN...
WHEN YOU LIVE IN DARWIN...
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke I wanted to go for a run
I wanted to go for a run
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
BEING AROUND WEED SMOKERS
BEING AROUND WEED SMOKERS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FLU SHOTS
FLU SHOTS
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John Wayne
John Wayne An Indian walks into the store & asks for some toilet paper. The storekeeper explains that he only has no name toilet paper left. The Indian buys some & goes home. The Indian returns a week later & tells the store keeper that he has come up with a name for his toilet paper. "John Wayne toilet paper, it's rough & tough & takes no...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🛜
Dad Joke 🛜 What do you call it when a group of people from around the world want to take a Friday off? CrowdStrike 🛜
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Mikev
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mOiOz
MY RECLINER AND I
MY RECLINER AND I
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FINALLY, THE BAG...
FINALLY, THE BAG...
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Nevertiki
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mOiOz
DAD, HOW DO YOU KNOW...?
DAD, HOW DO YOU KNOW...?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHEN I DIE...
WHEN I DIE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PULLOVER
PULLOVER
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mOiOz
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BruceAnderson
The Tricky Tongue Twister
The Tricky Tongue Twister Try saying these words as fast as you can. It might come in handy if you get pulled up for a random breath test. If you can recite this to the police officer, he will definitely know you’re sober!
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mOiOz
PULLOVER
PULLOVER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
THINGS CONFUCIOUS DID NOT SAY
THINGS CONFUCIOUS DID NOT SAY THINGS CONFUCIOUS DID NOT SAY, (but wishes he did). Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to...
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Mikev
Joke Chess Day Joke ♟️
Chess Day Joke ♟️ Here is a funny one to celebrate International chess day ♟️
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Skipton
Joke Tunnel Of Love!
Tunnel Of Love! A gawky lad from New England came to New York with his girl, and took her to nearby Playland Amusement Park. They had heard a lot about the Tunnel of Love and were especially anxious to try it out. But when they got home, the kids expressed disappointment. “Shucks,” the boy said, “it was dark and damp and uncomfortable...
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Skipton
Joke SOS
SOS Two pilots are dead and brave passengers break down the door to take control of the plane. They get on to air traffic control who guide them…. “Ok stay calm…now do you see those 3 switches located on main panel?” “Yes, yes!!!” “Ok make sure they are all switched to ‘on’” “Ok, ok!!” Passengers are sweating with panic… “You see the dial...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Yummy oyster?
Yummy oyster?
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BruceAnderson
How is this for an April fools day joke?
How is this for an April fools day joke?
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Observer
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