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mOiOz
BALD EAGLE
BALD EAGLE
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HOW MAN LEARNED TO SWEAR
HOW MAN LEARNED TO SWEAR
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mOiOz
THIS GENERATION AS GRANDMAS
THIS GENERATION AS GRANDMAS
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Joke You have to be so careful nowadays..
You have to be so careful nowadays..
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mOiOz
NOW I'M WORRIED
NOW I'M WORRIED
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mOiOz
I NEEDED TO SHAVE
I NEEDED TO SHAVE
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Joke Annoying the neighbour
Annoying the neighbour
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SirExton
Joke Kids Today
Kids Today
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Skipton
Joke Beware Of Strange Bike Owners!
Beware Of Strange Bike Owners! A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist...
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Joke Handy Advice!
Handy Advice! A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", The whole classroom burst into laughter...
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Joke Well! Well!
Well! Well! Paddy & Murphy were very pleased with themselves when they finally finished building the highest chimney in Africa. Until a local tribesman told them that they had the plans upside down and it should have been a well..
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mOiOz
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
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Joke My kinda race
My kinda race
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SirExton
Joke Four Friends meet 30 years after High school
Four Friends meet 30 years after High school Four Friends meet 30 years after school in a bar. One goes to the toilet, while the other three start to talk about how successful their sons became. Friend number one says "His son studied economics and became a banker, who became so rich, he gave his best friend a Ferrari". Friend number two said...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 31.01.2024
Riddle Masters 31.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) Here is your second riddle of the week: Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save somebody's life. What am I? Know the answer? If you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will...
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Ashmenou
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mOiOz
WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
KID'S FAMILY DRAWING
KID'S FAMILY DRAWING
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES (Old, but Gold)
UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES (Old, but Gold)
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Hot Bot
Hot Bot
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
IRRITABLE OWL SYNDROME
IRRITABLE OWL SYNDROME
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Skipton
Joke ''One For You, One For Me!''
''One For You, One For Me!'' Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had...
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Joke ''The House Of The Rising Sun.''
''The House Of The Rising Sun.'' After a few too many visits to the "House of The Rising Sun” a young man notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. "You know how wrestlers and rugby union players get cauliflower ears?" …. says the doctor. "Yes" says the man, nodding seriously. "Well" says the doctor, "You've got Brothel...
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Joke Satan!
Satan! Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'
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melnugro
The Awkward Question
The Awkward Question An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s*x?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the...
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Joke Boys
Boys What Little Boys Think. Two little Boys were at church for a wedding. One of the Lads said, "How many wives can you have?" The other lad said, "Didn't you listen to the priest? Sixteen. Four richer, four poorer, four sickness and four health.
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