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The Tricky Tongue Twister

Try saying these words as fast as you can.
It might come in handy if you get pulled up for a random breath test. If you can recite this to the police officer, he will definitely know you’re sober!IMG_7775.jpeg
 
I learned to say them really fast, since I was a teenager - and still can!!!!
PS: You left out a row...!!!!
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How about- a bit bawdy - say this 10 times quickly:
I’m not the Pheasant plucker
I’m the Pheasant pluckers son
I’m just plucking Pheasants
Till the Pheasant plucker comes
 
Road side drink driving test:
Sir, please say the alphabet starting with M ....
Driver, Malphabet.
 
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Here's one. Maybe not to good.
Say 3 times very fast
Polish it in the corner
 
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The naughty parrot, made me think of an old saying ....
Nothing succeeds like a canary with no teeth.

Apologies my mind often wonders off on strange tangents.
 
The naughty parrot, made me think of an old saying ....
Nothing succeeds like a canary with no teeth.

Apologies my mind often wonders off on strange tangents.
At our age who's doesn't?
 
Try saying any of these to a Gen X or Y officer and they will be certain that you are senile and want you to undergo a mental acuity test. 🥸🤪
 
learnt Peter Piper as a young child (pre teens) Iam now 85
 
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