Jokes & fun

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Joke Original Sin
Original Sin
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
FACES IN THE MIRROR
FACES IN THE MIRROR
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MY HOBBIES
MY HOBBIES
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ROBBING A DISTILLERY
ROBBING A DISTILLERY
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
FORGOTTEN HOW TO BOOMERANG
FORGOTTEN HOW TO BOOMERANG
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Skipton
Joke Moral - Age & Experience
Moral - Age & Experience An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles...
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Joke A Bargain
A Bargain A police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!" Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage
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SirExton
Joke The Human Condition
The Human Condition
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mOiOz
FIND THAT PERFECT GUY
FIND THAT PERFECT GUY
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Skipton
Joke Sluggish!
Sluggish! So this just happened. I witnessed a council worker squashing an innocent snail with his foot. I asked, ''What did you do that for?'' He replied, ''The bloody thing had been following him around all day.''
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Skipton
Joke Groaners!
Groaners! I once dated a gal who broke up with me because I only have 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant. Did you know ants never get sick? It’s because they have anty bodies. You can’t blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway . . . it’s your own asphalt. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s...
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Joke The responsible employee
The responsible employee
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Joke Looking Back.
Looking Back. I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And the bread was so crusty and hot, The Children were seldom unhappy, And the Wife was content with her lot. I remember the...
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Joke The bag full of cats
The bag full of cats
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I Can't Do Tictok
I Can't Do Tictok
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Mark K
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gkabbara
Hello Grandma. Miss you
Hello Grandma. Miss you
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The "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyCanberra" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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mOiOz
IS 'BUTTCHEEKS' ONE WORD...
IS 'BUTTCHEEKS' ONE WORD...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FLY SPRAY
FLY SPRAY
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke My Heart
My Heart
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Back to School
Back to School
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Cheers!
Cheers! I walked into the local pub last night and noticed what seemed to be a party going on in the far corner. I asked the barmaid what was going on, she said, ''It's Tuyu's birthday.'' ''Oh right, which one is Tuyu?'' I replied. She said, '' Oh, I have no idea, I just heard them singing, ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!''
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Brody
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midgemills
Joke Remote control.
Remote control.
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Brody
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mOiOz
DUCK IN CEMENT MIXER
DUCK IN CEMENT MIXER
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Littleboy8
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