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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 14.08.2024
Riddle Masters 14.08.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 It’s time to get your brain working with our second riddle of the week! I go around in circles but always straight ahead. I never complain, no matter where I am led. What am I? Getting the gears grinding, eh? If you know the answer to this riddle, post it in the comments below. As...
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Dirty
I had to do at least one
I had to do at least one What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jewish person? Santa goes down the chimney.
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Doc that ain't right
Doc that ain't right What is the hardest part about being a paediatric surgeon? Keeping the scalpel steady whilst masturbating!
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The Goats
The Goats What do you call a Muslim with a herd of goats? A Pimp. I hope that I haven't offended anyone I try and vary the topics so I can offend everyone. No seriously please let me know if I have.
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Male Parts
Male Parts In case no one had heard that I had my penis in the Guinness Book of Records well I did until the librarian told me to remove it...
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mOiOz
BODY WITH NATURE
BODY WITH NATURE
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mOiOz
SIZE DOES MATTER
SIZE DOES MATTER
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Dirty
Sheep
Sheep You think that the price of lamb is expensive here. Over in New Zealand it's $50 per hr..
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mOiOz
THE DOLPHIN TRAINER
THE DOLPHIN TRAINER THE DOLPHIN TRAINER An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
STUDENTS IN THE LIBRARY
STUDENTS IN THE LIBRARY
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Dirty
Sorry Blondes
Sorry Blondes Did you hear about the blonde who thought love handles were her ears. ..
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Observer
Joke Look closely
Look closely
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🖼️
Dad Joke 🖼️ Why did the art thief’s van run out of petrol as he drove away from the museum? 🖼️ Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. 😀
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Skipton
Joke Be Aware!
Be Aware!
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Skipton
Joke Dental Appointment!
Dental Appointment! I called the dentist earlier to enquire about the price of a tooth extraction. "$425", the girl on the end of the phone told me. "That seems a little expensive", I said. "I'm working on a very tight budget here. Is there anything you can cut out to bring the price down?". "Well, we could do it without any anaesthetic", she...
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mOiOz
BODY IS 80% WATER
BODY IS 80% WATER
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... 🥁 Congratulations to these members who got it...
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melnugro
The Husband Test
The Husband Test Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under...
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Nature
Nature I have been told that in nature the weakest die off first. Also that alcohol kills brain cells. I figure that I must be pretty smart by now, because all the weaker brain cells have died off!🍻
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mOiOz
STICKERS TO SLOW CARS
STICKERS TO SLOW CARS
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Losing my hair.
Losing my hair. Patient: Doctor my hair is falling out, can you give me something to keep it in? Doctor: Ask at the reception they will give you a box.
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Cowboy sex
Cowboy sex I think I told this one the other day, but it didn't get any likes, maybe I am sick. Two cowboys were discussing sex. The first cowboy asked: How do you like to have sex with your Mrs? The second cowboy answered: I like to do it Rodeo style. The first cowboy says: Rodeo style, how is that? The second cowboy replies: Well I mount...
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mjm9
My cooking
My cooking
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On selling
On selling A store owner was trying to teach his staff how to on sell products to people from what they originally buy. A man came into the store & the junior guy served him, the customer asked for a packet of tampons, the junior assistant obliged, the manager was watching him serve, and the next thing the the customer left with the packet of...
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Irishmen
Irishmen I actually like the Irish, I think they are funny. How does an Irishman hold his liquor? By the ears. How does an Irishman have sex? The same as everyone else.
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