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Gideon
Holes
Holes
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SOUND OF APATHY
SOUND OF APATHY
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midgemills
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mOiOz
EASTER GREETINGS
EASTER GREETINGS
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mOiOz
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Wandiwa
Joke Madagascar
Madagascar
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
TRUST ISSUES
TRUST ISSUES
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Joke You think you have won, but you haven't.
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mOiOz
SEX STUDY
SEX STUDY
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Goodbye Granddad
Goodbye Granddad Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startled look upon his face, his trousers around his feet, The doctor said his heart was good - fit as any trout, The Constable he had his say, 'foul play' was...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Wrong Again!
Wrong Again! It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained, "I put my long life down to spending so much time outdoors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75 years." "How do you manage...
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Skipton
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Why Women Should Be In Charge
Why Women Should Be In Charge
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Gibo
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Skipton
Joke Star Player
Star Player A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, so the coach looked into...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Non Speakies
Non Speakies A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife fast asleep with the sheet pulled over her head. Not to be denied, the amorous husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
SUMMING UP SENIORS
SUMMING UP SENIORS
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Gideon
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mOiOz
ADVERT FOR SERIAL KILLERS
ADVERT FOR SERIAL KILLERS
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Gideon
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DannyKaye
Oh Dear.
Oh Dear.
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DannyKaye
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 25.03.24
Riddle Masters 25.03.24 Hello, members! Happy Monday! :) Here's the first riddle this week to get your minds exercised: A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me, and you will find. You cannot change the course I’m on; without me, you cannot travel on. What am I? Fancy a guess? If you think you've come up with the correct answer, do...
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mOiOz
SILICONE VALLEY
SILICONE VALLEY
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Joke Married Compilation
Joke Married Compilation Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right! And the other is the husband! My Ex-wife and I, use to have words, but I never got to use mine! My wife said she just got banned from weight watchers, for dropping a bag of M & M's on the floor. She said it was the best game of hungry Hippo's she has ever seen!
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SirExton
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Macs-241
An oldie but a beauty - Popcorn!
An oldie but a beauty - Popcorn!
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Macs-241
Animusic HD - Pipe Dream 2 (1080p)
Animusic HD - Pipe Dream 2 (1080p) Animusic HD - Pipe Dream 2 (1080p)
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Joke Never Argue with your Wife
Never Argue with your Wife
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Brody
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mOiOz
TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MILK IS GOOD FOR TEETH
MILK IS GOOD FOR TEETH
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
INGENUDITY
INGENUDITY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I THREW, WHACKED AND SPRAYED...
I THREW, WHACKED AND SPRAYED...
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Littleboy8
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