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Joke THE "Y" CHROMOSOME
THE "Y" CHROMOSOME People born before 1946 are called The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y So why do we call the last group Generation Y Y should I get a...
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Skipton
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Joke I love my wife, But?
I love my wife, But?
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Well, Officer.....
Well, Officer.....
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mOiOz
NO CLOTHES
NO CLOTHES
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Skipton
Joke Invisible!
Invisible! Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?” Obama says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it.” “And then…importantly…A genie came out.” “The genie said I could have…3 wishes.” For my first wish, I said...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa, Suzanne rose...
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Joke 'You're under arrest!'
'You're under arrest!' The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. What happened? They charged one and let the other one off.
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Macs-241
BEST BAD PARKING REVENGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA
BEST BAD PARKING REVENGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA
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SirExton
Joke Yawn
Yawn
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mOiOz
RESTROOM
RESTROOM
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Joke Bear Grylls knows how to punish himself, when he runs out of piss
Bear Grylls knows how to punish himself, when he runs out of piss
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SirExton
Joke Fridge or Gay man
Fridge or Gay man Mum "What is the difference between a fridge and a gay man?" Mum "I don't know, what is the difference between a fridge and a gay man?"......" The Gay man does not Fart when you take your meat out!"
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mOiOz
AMAZING FACTS
AMAZING FACTS AMAZING FACTS If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates...
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mOiOz
PERUVIAN OWLS
PERUVIAN OWLS
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Wandiwa
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DannyKaye
Joke Counselling that works
Counselling that works A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off. An old homeless Aussie bloke who was wandering by stopped and said: "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?” She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard!” He...
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mOiOz
"SHAG"
"SHAG"
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mOiOz
WHAT ROOM?
WHAT ROOM?
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mOiOz
CLOTHES ON FLOOR
CLOTHES ON FLOOR
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SirExton
Joke For God's sake Shut up woman!!
For God's sake Shut up woman!!
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Joke You are not going to believe this.
You are not going to believe this.
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mOiOz
THE WHEEL CAN WAIT
THE WHEEL CAN WAIT
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mOiOz
MAKE LOVE LIKE A PAINTER
MAKE LOVE LIKE A PAINTER
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mOiOz
THINGS IN COMMON
THINGS IN COMMON
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mOiOz
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL?
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL?
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mOiOz
SCOTTISH PRIEST DRIVING
SCOTTISH PRIEST DRIVING
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