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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 16.02.2024
Riddle Masters 16.02.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 I've got your third and final riddle for this week: Test Mars. What is the anagrammed word? You know the drill, members! If you think you have the answer, and if you’ve got the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide yours and...
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mOiOz
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
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SirExton
Joke Camera Speed
Camera Speed
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SirExton
Joke opportunist
opportunist
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mOiOz
NEED A HAND...?
NEED A HAND...?
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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mOiOz
GOING CUCKOO
GOING CUCKOO
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ALWAYS WORRY
ALWAYS WORRY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EARL'S NECK BRACE
EARL'S NECK BRACE
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Skipton
Joke Forgive Me!
Forgive Me! There was a Scottish house painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of...
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mOiOz
WIFE MISSING
WIFE MISSING
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mOiOz
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Joke I hope I haven't dusted anyone..
I hope I haven't dusted anyone..
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SirExton
Joke Face Book Prediction Ha! ha!
Face Book Prediction Ha! ha!
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Knitting a Scarf
Knitting a Scarf
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Pub Pickup Line
Pub Pickup Line I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe". She said "Is that because I'm small and cute?" I replied "No it's because with a bit of luck I'll end up banging you on the coffee table".
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Skipton
Joke Terrible Accident
Terrible Accident Paddy says to Mick, ‘’Have you heard the news? Three cliff walkers have fallen to their death!’’ ‘’Unbelievable,’’ says Mick, ‘’I can’t believe that they all had the same name!’’
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mOiOz
NAVAL OBSERVATORY
NAVAL OBSERVATORY
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Joke Is sport for you?
Is sport for you?
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mOiOz
OKAY, WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES...
OKAY, WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES...
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mOiOz
BEST KARATE INSTRUCTOR
BEST KARATE INSTRUCTOR
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Skipton
Joke Even Punnier!
Even Punnier! I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice...
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Joke Are You Having Your Shots Regularly?
Are You Having Your Shots Regularly? Finally decided it was time to have my first shot yesterday and admit was feeling a bit nervous but was impressed with how smooth it went. Now all the medical advice probably says you should wait some time for the second one but as I was feeling fine with no noticeable side effects I had my second one then...
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mOiOz
PIRATES AND GOLD COINS
PIRATES AND GOLD COINS
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mOiOz
BUMPER STICKER
BUMPER STICKER
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Joke A cure for Covid
A cure for Covid
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