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NEVER HAVE I EVER...

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

Replies: 13

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Last post Mar 3, 2024 by Veggiepatch

Riddle What's this image saying?

What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...

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Last post Mar 3, 2024 by Bob’s Buddy

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Joke Life is tough for humans.

Life is tough for humans.

mick.idgaf
Mar 2, 2024

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Views: 224

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mick.idgaf

PEOPLE FAKE RELATIONSHIPS

PEOPLE FAKE RELATIONSHIPS

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Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Stop Drinking

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Views: 4K

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by UruauP

Thank goodness, cos at our age sometimes it takes a few minutes

Thank goodness, cos at our age sometimes it takes a few minutes

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Views: 5K

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by UruauP

Replies: 11

Views: 7K

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by UruauP

Article

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Views: 270

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mOiOz

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Joke Could not help myself when invited.

Could not help myself when invited.

mick.idgaf
Mar 2, 2024

Replies: 0

Views: 307

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mick.idgaf

OPEN 9 DAYS A WEEK

OPEN 9 DAYS A WEEK

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Views: 246

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Wandiwa

Replies: 0

Views: 269

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mOiOz

BUILT-IN ALARM CLOCK

BUILT-IN ALARM CLOCK

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Views: 284

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mOiOz

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Joke Old Age creeping up

Old Age creeping up

mick.idgaf
Mar 2, 2024

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Views: 282

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mick.idgaf

Joke Superstar!

Superstar! The Sydney FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Sydney FC are 4-0 down to Melbourne with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 5 goals...

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Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Skipton

Joke Diamonds Are Forever!

Diamonds Are Forever! An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure...

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Views: 338

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Skipton

Joke Jesus Is Watching You

Jesus Is Watching You A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the...

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Views: 290

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Skipton

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Joke Where are dee nuts gone?

Where are dee nuts gone?

mick.idgaf
Feb 26, 2024

Replies: 3

Views: 4K

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Ezzy

Special Labrador

Special Labrador A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane? The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement...

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Views: 6K

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by Luckyus

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Joke What a wonderful world

What a wonderful world

mick.idgaf
Mar 2, 2024

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Views: 201

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mick.idgaf

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Joke Calamari any body

Calamari any body

mick.idgaf
Mar 2, 2024

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Views: 276

Last post Mar 2, 2024 by mick.idgaf

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Joke The times they are a changing

The times they are a changing Looking back Fathers used to have 4, 5, 6 Kids. Nowadays kids have 4, 5, 6 Fathers. Climate Change is real.

mick.idgaf
Mar 1, 2024

Replies: 0

Views: 238

Last post Mar 1, 2024 by mick.idgaf

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Joke It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.

It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.

mick.idgaf
Mar 1, 2024

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Views: 247

Last post Mar 1, 2024 by mick.idgaf

LIE DOWN FOR HOURS

LIE DOWN FOR HOURS

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Views: 5K

Last post Mar 1, 2024 by magpie1

In- Bread A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.” HUSBAND: “Who is Elizabeth?” WIFE : “Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.”...

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Views: 366

Last post Mar 1, 2024 by Skipton

Riddle Riddle Masters 16.02.2024

Riddle Masters 16.02.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 I've got your third and final riddle for this week: Test Mars. What is the anagrammed word? You know the drill, members! If you think you have the answer, and if you’ve got the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide yours and...

Replies: 243

Views: 7K

Last post Mar 1, 2024 by Tina10456

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