Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
I'D RATHER FLY...
I'D RATHER FLY...
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Rock, Paper, Scissors
Rock, Paper, Scissors
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Observer
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mOiOz
LAUGHING AT ME
LAUGHING AT ME
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Littleboy8
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Cheb
Granny with a gun.
Granny with a gun.
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Cheb
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Skipton
Joke Security
Security A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we'd be...
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mOiOz
MY FAMILY TREE
MY FAMILY TREE
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Skipton
Joke Fallen!
Fallen! There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to...
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Skipton
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M
Joke My hot Neighbour
My hot Neighbour My hot neighbour told me her underwear keeps disappearing from her clothesline and that she is going to report it to the Police. I almost shit her pants, when she told me.
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M
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Observer
Joke Oh Gawd
Oh Gawd
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Prima Facae!
Prima Facae! A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, "Do you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?" He said yes, but his mind raced, afraid of what the next question could be... "So does this dress make me look like a lawyer?" Relieved, he answered "No, not at all."...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Scientific Study!
Scientific Study! I have just been reading a recent scientific study that found women find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with 'rugged masculine features.' And when she is on her period, she prefers a man 'doused in petrol, set on...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke YAY!! My clothing still fits
YAY!! My clothing still fits
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Emotionally Constipated
Emotionally Constipated
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Observer
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Observer
Joke TWANG !!
TWANG !!
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Observer
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Observer
Joke It will take forever
It will take forever
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Observer
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mOiOz
A PUSH-UP BRA IS LIKE....
A PUSH-UP BRA IS LIKE....
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Gideon
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Observer
Joke My older brother
My older brother
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Observer
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M
Joke The HIF Fund
The HIF Fund
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M
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Observer
Joke Teaching the swing
Teaching the swing
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Observer
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M
Joke I want my Happy Meal too said Gordon Ramsey
I want my Happy Meal too said Gordon Ramsey
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Pray
Pray
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Prehistoric condoms
Prehistoric condoms
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Joke Drink ‘Till She’s Cute
Drink ‘Till She’s Cute A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man’s curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the...
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Nice Purse!
Nice Purse!
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Sethia Soliman
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Macs-241
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day Quote of the Day! Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.!
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