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mOiOz
WHY OLIVES?
WHY OLIVES?
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SISTER GAVE BIRTH...
SISTER GAVE BIRTH...
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YELLOW TEETH...
YELLOW TEETH...
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mOiOz
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Ivory
My Pronouns
My Pronouns
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Ivory
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Joke Storm Idea
Storm Idea Terrible storms going to hit Perth soon. My son is moving and has so much to get rid of. Sent him this motherly advice!
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Joke Here's a thought!
Here's a thought! Thoughts
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Joke Poem
Poem G'day, members! We’ve got a fun one from @Robert Henzell to brighten your day. Here’s a joke he sent us—enjoy! Here is a poem rather risque (suitable for broadminded adults The days of my youth are over ,my time in life is out What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was when of its own accord would from my trousers...
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mOiOz
PET PARROTS
PET PARROTS PET PARROTS (Another Oldie) A woman, troubled by her pet parrots, decided to seek help from her priest. "Father," she began, "I have a dilemma. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." Curious, the priest asked, "What do they say?" The woman sighed and replied, "They say, ‘Hi, we’re hoo**kers! Want to...
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mOiOz
PRAYERS
PRAYERS PRAYERS A Father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which ended with her saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.” The father asked, ‘Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, “I don’t know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to...
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Electricity bill rip off
Electricity bill rip off
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Observer
Joke I'm very dedicated
I'm very dedicated
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
UNDERSTAND CLONING!
UNDERSTAND CLONING!
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mOiOz
LAST TIME...
LAST TIME...
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BLT...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
READY FOR WINTER...
READY FOR WINTER...
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Luckyus
Joke The Black Sheep
The Black Sheep A professor is sent to darkest part of Africa to live with a primitive tribe He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science: One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child The tribe is shocked and the chief pulls the professor aside and says “Look here! You're the only white...
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Luckyus
Joke Be Careful What You Wish For
Be Careful What You Wish For A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I'll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the...
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Luckyus
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Danielle G.
Riddle Emojis Decoded 30.05.2025 (PM)
Emojis Decoded 30.05.2025 (PM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding a book title! Can you guess the title of this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: An 1851 novel about a sea captain...
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Luckyus
Joke Breaking Wind
Breaking Wind Do you f*rt in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of f*rting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Fill in the Blank 30.05.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 30.05.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 ‘Tell him he's _______!' — The Castle A) Dreaming B) Serious C) Fired D) Joking Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we were looking for is…...
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Luckyus
Joke THE AFFAIR
THE AFFAIR COULD I GET AN ADMIN TO DELETE THIS DUPLICATIONAL POST , SOMETHING WITH POXY LAPTOP THE AFFAIR “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How's that?” his other friend asked. “Well, the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed, and they...
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Maureen G
Jellybean Jackpot
Jellybean Jackpot Answer = 150
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mOiOz
SPECSAVERS...
SPECSAVERS...
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Joke MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA Potential Future Domestic Problems With Chinese Trade - US Senator Roberts called his wife before leaving office, telling her that he was bringing two colleagues home after work. He asked her to put away all the "Made in China" stuff at home to avoid being accused of not cooperating with Trump. When he arrived with his guests...
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Skipton
Joke Marital Problems
Marital Problems At an Irish Catholic wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the priest...
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