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Time to exercise and Grandma bangs her boyfriend
Grandma’s Boyfriend…
A 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandma one day. While she played with her dolls, Grandma was dusting the furniture.
At one point, the little girl looked up and asked:
“Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma smiled and said:
“Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I sit in my room and watch it all day. The TV evangelists keep me company and lift my spirits. The comedies make me laugh. I’m perfectly happy with my TV, it's my boyfriend.”
Just then, the picture went fuzzy. Grandma began adjusting the knobs and thumping the back of the TV in frustration, trying to fix it.
At that moment, the doorbell rang. The little girl ran to answer it.
Standing there was Grandma’s minister.
“Hello, young lady. Is your grandma home?”
The little girl replied:
“Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
