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MY BELT...
MY BELT...
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 01.05.2025
Afternoon Riddle 01.05.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! Alive without breath, as cold as death. Never thirsty, ever drinking. Clad in mail, never clinking. What am I? If you have the answer, feel free to...
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Riddle Word Unscramble 02.05.2025
Word Unscramble 02.05.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: I O A P I P R E C I T T N Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! 🍀
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TEACHING ABSTRACT NOUNS...
TEACHING ABSTRACT NOUNS...
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MY WIFE SAID...
MY WIFE SAID...
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WIFE IN ACCIDENT....
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PETS ARE GREAT...
PETS ARE GREAT...
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Luckyus
Joke A Little Help
A Little Help An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment. “How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent’s help?” About 25% of the class raises their hands. “How many people were able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent?” About 70% of the...
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mOiOz
THREE BULLS
THREE BULLS Three bulls are standing on a hill in the pasture, talking to each other about the new bull, the rancher was bringing into the herd. The largest of the 3 says, “I have 50 cows and I ain't sharing a single one!” The other two bulls agree about their portion of the cows. The rancher pulls in and behind him is a huge trailer...
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ANTIQUE AUCTION
ANTIQUE AUCTION
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Joke Dad Joke 🏠
Dad Joke 🏠 You think egg prices are expensive, have you seen Chimneys? They're through the roof. 😊
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 01.05.2025
Fill in the Blank 01.05.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'Strike while the iron is ____.' A) Strong B) Red C) Ready D) Hot Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we're looking for is... Kudos to those who got it...
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Riddle Geoguesser 01.05.2025 (Morning)
Geoguesser 01.05.2025 (Morning) Home to one of the world’s most iconic monuments of love, this city is famous for marble, Mughal history, and the breathtaking Taj Mahal. Can you guess the city? Source: Sudipta Mondal / Pexels Submit your answer in the comments below! And for a fun twist, use our 'spoiler' button to reveal other people's...
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mOiOz
HEY SEXY!
HEY SEXY!
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CHURCH BULLETIN
CHURCH BULLETIN
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ON THE TIP...
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EYESORE!
EYESORE!
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HOLY CRAP...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! We're bringing back 'What's this image saying?' on Monday afternoons! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the correct...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 02.05.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 02.05.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 ‘A person who never made a ______ never tried anything new.’ — Albert Einstein A) Promise B) Wish C) Mistake D) Friend Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The...
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RECENT COFFEE STUDY...
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MEDICAL SCHOOL
MEDICAL SCHOOL At the medical school, a professor turns to a student and asks, "How many kidneys do we have?" "Four!" the student replies. "Four?" the professor replied, arrogant, one of those who take pleasure in trampling on the mistakes of others. "Bring some grass, because we have a donkey in the room," the professor ordered his...
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KISS
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Riddle April Competition: Can you guess how many Easter Eggs are in the jar?
April Competition: Can you guess how many Easter Eggs are in the jar? This year is absolutely flying by, but the good thing is that it means it's time for another SDC competition. This month, I thought I'd bring back one of the fan favourites... a fairground classic guessing game. The challenge is to guess the correct number of Easter eggs...
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