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Joke I'll pass on that ride

I'll pass on that ride

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Last post Sep 5, 2024 by Nevertiki

Joke Scroll down

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Last post Sep 5, 2024 by Robbo3006

I USED TO THINK...

I USED TO THINK...

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Last post Sep 5, 2024 by Ezzy

Happy microwave

Happy microwave

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

Joke As opposed to leading a horse to water and making it drink

As opposed to leading a horse to water and making it drink

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

Joke Between generations

Between generations

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

ANIMAL ONE-LINERS

ANIMAL ONE-LINERS

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke You survived

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

I hate it when people call me boy.

I hate it when people call me boy. When people call me boy, I think that it's very downgrading no matter how old I am. I turn back to them & say - I have got a yard of cock, a bucket full of balls & enough hair on my arse to make a grizzly bear sweat, so don't ever call me boy!

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Ian D

What's the name of the Jolly Swagman?

What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? It's in the song, just sing it. Andy 🤔

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by BeautifulMousey

Dad joke I used to tell my two daughters that I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat, but, I can pull a hair out of my arse.

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

Joke Funny One-Liners

Funny One-Liners funniest one-liners I won $3 million in the lottery this weekend, so I decided to donate a quarter to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there; he said he couldn’t complain. I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Call me playful but scaring men is so easy. Time may...

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by havingadoggyday

Joke ''I'll Be Back!''

''I'll Be Back!'' My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy. ‘Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card,’ the hairdresser said. ‘But my Hubby is here...

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Dennis

Riddle What's this image saying?

What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...

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Sep 3, 2024

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Christine Hutton

'WILLY 'WARMER'

'WILLY 'WARMER'

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

REVENGE OF THE DISABLED!

REVENGE OF THE DISABLED!

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

Frozen Attitude: The Parrot’s Cold Lesson!

Frozen Attitude: The Parrot’s Cold Lesson! Member @Da Freddo would like to share this joke today: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's...

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Littleboy8

Joke Mortal Fear

Mortal Fear David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he...

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY...

WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY...

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Muff, County Donegal, Ireland

Muff, County Donegal, Ireland

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

BOTTLE OF OMEGA 3

BOTTLE OF OMEGA 3

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

WHY SO UPSET...?

WHY SO UPSET...?

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Whats Better

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Littleboy8

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Last post Sep 4, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Chat Up Line

Chat Up Line I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe". She said "Is that because I'm small and cute?" I replied "No it's because with a bit of luck I'll end up banging you on the coffee table".

Replies: 1

Views: 204

Last post Sep 4, 2024 by Observer

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