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mOiOz
A BLOODY GREAT AUSSIE POEM, MATE
A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock . He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And saw a ewe down...
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mOiOz
PENSIONER'S REPLY (Goldie Oldie)
PENSIONER'S REPLY (Goldie Oldie) PENSIONER'S REPLY Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Coles store buying a large bag of Chum dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do...
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Joke Oooops
Oooops
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Joke If there be dog races, why not cat races?
If there be dog races, why not cat races?
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mOiOz
REFLECTIONS OF A BOOMER
REFLECTIONS OF A BOOMER
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Joke Wonder where the hats and violin cases came from back then?
Wonder where the hats and violin cases came from back then?
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Joke Master got caught out. Dog had a happy dream.
Master got caught out. Dog had a happy dream.
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Joke Smartypants
Smartypants
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Joke Where everyone wears a paper bag
Where everyone wears a paper bag
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Joke Dentist of the future
Dentist of the future
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Joke Life can be tough
Life can be tough
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Joke Such a lovely man
Such a lovely man
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Dippy53
Just a quick fold
Just a quick fold
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Joke It is about time I come out of hiding.
It is about time I come out of hiding.
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Joke A pig in mud??????????
A pig in mud??????????
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Joke Marriage
Marriage A guy asks his Mom "If a man and a woman need to get a license to get married. What do two lesbians need, to get married?" Mum says "I don't know, what do they need?" The son says "The Lesbians need a liquor license!"
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Joke Hut 1 Hut 2 Hut 3
Hut 1 Hut 2 Hut 3
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Joke Get to you in a moment
Get to you in a moment
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Joke Nope, no power yet
Nope, no power yet
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Joke Early days training
Early days training
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Joke Revenge of the single socks
Revenge of the single socks
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Joke "Hey Bobby, where ya been?"
"Hey Bobby, where ya been?"
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Joke Regular as clockwork?
Regular as clockwork?
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Electric fencing
Electric fencing
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Joke Toilet Papered
Toilet Papered
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