Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Do you use drugs?
Do you use drugs?
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Littleboy8
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Joke Please stay on the line
Please stay on the line Credit: Mike Baldwin
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Observer
Joke Yes, they had avocados. So here are you 6 cartons of milk
Yes, they had avocados. So here are you 6 cartons of milk
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Observer
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Observer
Joke They split up
They split up
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Close shave
Close shave
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Thank goodness for speed humps
Thank goodness for speed humps
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Attention!!!!
Attention!!!!
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Observer
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mOiOz
APHORISMS
APHORISMS APHORISMS Statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn't that be an even number? I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. When wearing a...
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Brumbies
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Observer
Joke Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Under arm farting
Under arm farting
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Luckyus
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 24.04.2024
Riddle Masters 24.04.2024 Happy Wednesday, Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To reveal those answers, click the...
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ironmask
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Observer
But but but but he's dark
But but but but he's dark
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
I HAVE CDO
I HAVE CDO
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mOiOz
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Why alien abductions only happen at night
Why alien abductions only happen at night
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Brody
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Observer
Joke Ring a ding
Ring a ding
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Observer
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mOiOz
ASKED FOR A DOLLAR
ASKED FOR A DOLLAR
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke He did it
He did it
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Observer
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mOiOz
HOW TO SAY 'HI'...
HOW TO SAY 'HI'...
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Can't afford rent? Free accommodation available
Can't afford rent? Free accommodation available
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke She holding the microphone?
She holding the microphone?
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Littleboy8
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! Mark K...
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DannyKaye
Granddad Joke of the Day
Granddad Joke of the Day Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked a shop assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MISSED GOOD OLD DAYS
MISSED GOOD OLD DAYS
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mOiOz
A FLY IN COFFEE
A FLY IN COFFEE
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
IF YOU LEAVE...
IF YOU LEAVE...
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mOiOz
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