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Joke Will I, or won't I, the rest is history for me.

Will I, or won't I, the rest is history for me.

mick.idgaf
Apr 25, 2024

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Last post Apr 26, 2024 by Observer

Joke The SDC ANZAC Day Special Edition - Jokes from the Trenches of the ANZACs

The SDC ANZAC Day Special Edition - Jokes from the Trenches of the ANZACs The General and The Captain A general and a captain walking down the street passed a number of soldiers, and each time one of them saluted the officers, the captain saluted back and said, “The same to you.” “Why do you always say that?” the general asked the captain...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by bubble's

Joke You just know you're in for it.

You just know you're in for it.

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by margaretritchie48@hotmail

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Joke I love my wife.

I love my wife.

mick.idgaf
Apr 9, 2024

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Views: 4K

Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Brody

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke RETIREMENT BONUS

RETIREMENT BONUS A cheeky one sent in by member Bill S. with the message: 'If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!' The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by casinochan

Joke Typical Camp Commander

Typical Camp Commander A new camp commander was appointed, and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over and asked them why do they do it. 'We don't know. The last commander told us to do so, and so we did. It is some sort of regimental tradition!' The new camp commander searched for the last commander's...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

Riddle What's this image saying?

What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Gsr

Riddle Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024

Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Dethick

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Joke I Wish I Could be left Alone

I Wish I Could be left Alone

mick.idgaf
Apr 25, 2024

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Views: 240

Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mick.idgaf

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Joke So true. Where is this world going.

So true. Where is this world going.

mick.idgaf
Apr 25, 2024

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Views: 233

Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mick.idgaf

ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...

ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

Poof! A sergeant-major and two privates are walking through a city park, and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.' 'Me first! Me first!' says one of the privates. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by James Gutierrez

Riddle What's this image saying?

What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by magss61

Joke Waiting...

Waiting... Cartoon by Robert Leighton

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by SM17453

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

UNATTENDED CHILDREN

UNATTENDED CHILDREN

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mOiOz

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Joke This is soo true

This is soo true

mick.idgaf
Apr 25, 2024

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Views: 204

Last post Apr 25, 2024 by mick.idgaf

Joke Marvels of medicine

Marvels of medicine

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Observer

Joke "How long?"

"How long?" Texan flies into Sydney, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel in Manly, so they have to go through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. As they’re driving towards the city, the texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver “What’s that?’ Taxi driver says “Mate, That’s Sydney Tower!” Texan asks ‘How long did...

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Observer

Joke What are they?

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Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Observer

Joke How to confuse a self driving car

How to confuse a self driving car

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Views: 169

Last post Apr 25, 2024 by Observer

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