Ohhhh gosh, I'm still laughing. Can't wait for the next unknown to call 😆
 
I only have a direct phone and all my calls except close family calls are filtered through the Receptionist, I can receive 5 or 6 calls a week that put the phone down when the op. asks who is calling.
 
I ask them when they're coming to help me move the body, because it's starting to smell.
 
A few times, many years ago my husband has answered unknown callers with - “Brisbane Morgue”. The caller soon disconnected!
 
Or answer with "City Morgue you kill'em, we chill'em.".
 
Or answer with "City Morgue you kill'em, we chill'em.".
That’s also a good one! Or “City Morgue, where can we pick up the body from?”
 
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