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Joke Would you panic?
Would you panic?
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mOiOz
SEARCHED FOR MY DOG
SEARCHED FOR MY DOG
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SINGLE WHITE VAN
SINGLE WHITE VAN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ENGLISH SENT...
ENGLISH SENT...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
NOTES TO MYSELF
NOTES TO MYSELF
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke You Shouldn’t Have Said That 💰
You Shouldn’t Have Said That 💰 Here is a funny cartoon about bank robbers 💰
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Macs-241
Why Jaywalking is Called --- Jaywalking
Why Jaywalking is Called --- Jaywalking The origin of the word has nothing to do with the shape of the letter J Jaywalker seems like a word that must have originated in New York City, since so many pedestrians of that metropolis seem to have no regard for crossing the street at the appointed time or place. Its place of birth is actually far...
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mOiOz
BUDGIE BROKE HIS LEG
BUDGIE BROKE HIS LEG
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mOiOz
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Mando
Lumberjack
Lumberjack A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, 'Wait! I’m a talking tree!' The lumberjack grinned, 'And you will dialogue!'
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mOiOz
MEET THE NEW BOY BAND...
MEET THE NEW BOY BAND...
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mOiOz
NO ONE LIKES SPOILED CHILDREN
NO ONE LIKES SPOILED CHILDREN
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
GOT MY SON AN ALARM CLOCK
GOT MY SON AN ALARM CLOCK
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE
7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
REMEMBER ME?
REMEMBER ME?
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MAKE ME TASTE...
MAKE ME TASTE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CHICKENS OF AUSTRALIA
CHICKENS OF AUSTRALIA
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke ℹ️
Dad Joke ℹ️ My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday. He kept shouting, "A, E, I, O, U" I asked him, “What's wrong?” To which he responded, "Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome…” 😀
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Skipton
Joke Password Update!
Password Update!
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Danielle G.
Joke Can you parallel park?
Can you parallel park? Hey there, members! Would you look at that, we jumped right into Friday, haven’t we? What was the week like for you—did it zoom past like a rocket, or was it a sweet snail pace? Whichever it is, I hope it was still able to keep you grooving with a smile. I'm in a chipper mood myself as we enter the weekend, and mostly...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳
Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳 My grandfather poured his blood, sweat and tears into his career. Amazing man. Horrible chef. Before that he was a butcher, until the day he backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 😀
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Danielle G.
Joke advanced twister
advanced twister
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melnugro
The Professor and the Boatman
The Professor and the Boatman A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse with the boatman. “Tell me ," he says to him. "Do...
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Skipton
Joke ''Bless Me Father.''
''Bless Me Father.'' ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 04.10.2024
Riddle Masters 04.10.2024 Gooood morning Riddle Masters! ☀️ It's Friday today—that means it's time for your third and final riddle of the week! Here it goes: I am everywhere yet nowhere, seen yet unseen, spoken yet unspoken; what am I? If you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will...
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