Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
DON'T CRY
DON'T CRY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHY ARGUE?
WHY ARGUE?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
KID CRACKS MOTHER'S DAY
KID CRACKS MOTHER'S DAY
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Rujam
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mOiOz
MEET OFFLINE
MEET OFFLINE
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke BBQ RULES:
BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes...
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Getting plenty of support
Getting plenty of support
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Chicken Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed...
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Skipton
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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M
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mOiOz
DRIVEN TO SCHOOL
DRIVEN TO SCHOOL
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Checking for a leak
Checking for a leak
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PLEASE STAND CLOSE
PLEASE STAND CLOSE One is a rifle, One is a gun, The rifle's for shooting The other's for fun.
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
THE KID IS AHEAD
THE KID IS AHEAD
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Observer
Joke Pick your fruit
Pick your fruit
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke Something to look forward to ladies !!!!
Something to look forward to ladies !!!!
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Observer
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Observer
Joke They weren't real good anyways
They weren't real good anyways
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Observer
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Observer
Joke More training needed
More training needed
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Never going to get lost
Never going to get lost
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Observer
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Observer
Joke How dare the Council....
How dare the Council.... Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered by council to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
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Observer
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Observer
Joke I'm not Susan
I'm not Susan
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Mikeyboy2012
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 10.05.2024
Riddle Masters 10.05.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! Happy Fri-yay! :cool: Are you ready for the third and final riddle of the week? Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I? Oh, we love a good Friday riddle! If you know the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically...
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mOiOz
ONIONS TO BE JAILED
ONIONS TO BE JAILED
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Rape whistle
Rape whistle
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SirExton
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Observer
Joke Taking your child to work day
Taking your child to work day
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke The Good Times!
The Good Times! When older people keep telling you, ''Enjoy them while they're young.'' They are talking about your knees and hips, not your kids!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Missing Person
Missing Person A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector :-What is her height? Husband :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy?. Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes? Husband :-Never...
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