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Joke Mothers Day
Mothers Day Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mothers Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. "As a surprise for...
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DannyKaye
Daddy, how was I born?
Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The other answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to this member who got it correct! 👏 Bfw
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Skipton
Joke Busy, Busy!
Busy, Busy! My mate just said to me, ''My God, you've put on a lot of weight.'' I said, ''I've had a lot on my plate recently.''
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Skipton
Joke Coming Attraction!
Coming Attraction! A friend asked me if I'd seen the movie ''Tractor''. ''No'', I replied, ''But I've seen the trailer!''
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Seasonal
Seasonal In April I found a gun in my loft. I've just realized, it must be an autumn attic rifle!!
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Skipton
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Observer
Just Fred
Just Fred An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The officer asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke The new engineer
The new engineer
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Emergency alarm
Emergency alarm
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BruceAnderson
The Axe Handle
The Axe Handle A fellow was walking through the bar of a country hotel, when he accidentally bumped an elbow of a man standing at the bar, causing him to spill his beer. This big guy grabbed him by the arm, threw him over his shoulder, and says: “That was judo from Japan.” The little fellow climbed to his feet, and the guy gives him a chop on...
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mOiOz
WHEN SH*T HITS...
WHEN SH*T HITS...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BREADDIE MERCURY
BREADDIE MERCURY
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mOiOz
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midgemills
Joke Naked Muppets.
Naked Muppets.
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mOiOz
VERY RARE BLACK KANGAROO
VERY RARE BLACK KANGAROO
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mOiOz
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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Skipton
Joke ''I Can't Sleep''
''I Can't Sleep'' I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) & I noticed a strange individual who looked like a terrorist with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next door neighbour’s back garden. Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...
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Skipton
Joke SIGNS
SIGNS SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: "WE WILL HEEL YOU WE WILL SAVE YOUR SOLE WE WILL EVEN DYE FOR YOU." AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: "IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.” ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK: "WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR HUSBAND FIXED.” ON ANOTHER PLUMBER'S...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
MOTHER'S DAY
MOTHER'S DAY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
KID'S CALL ON MOTHER'S DAY
KID'S CALL ON MOTHER'S DAY
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
RIDE LIONS AND ELEPHANTS
RIDE LIONS AND ELEPHANTS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Grand Prix Races
Grand Prix Races My wife is an obsessed formula one racing car fanatic and watches every Grand Prix race from around the world every weekend. When I'm sitting beside her on the lounge suite watching these races, she thinks she is a racing car driver. She gets so excited, she leans over and takes my cock out and uses it like a gear stick...
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Friday Funnies: Robin Williams Explains Golf
Friday Funnies: Robin Williams Explains Golf The late Robin Williams is one of my favourite comedians. Here's a fantastic sketch about the invention of golf. I'll let you choose which version you'd like to watch. Clean version: Uncut version:
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mOiOz
WHEN I DIE
WHEN I DIE
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mOiOz
GONNA BE A BEAR
GONNA BE A BEAR
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BAD RAINBOWS
BAD RAINBOWS
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